NEXT part in the series. And yes, for all you NFL perfectionists, the title IS back wards, and it is thus for a reason. I borrowed the title from a quote by an NFL sportscaster the week I wrote it (2 weeks ago?)...you know, the LMAO funny-guy on ESPN's SportsCenter. And yes, I LURVE
PRO football and NCAA UGA Bulldogs (Gooooooooooo Dawgs! Sic 'em! Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof!)
WARNING! SKIP TO THE LONG LINE OF************* for the actual start of the story. What is to follow is a stream of consciousness inspired type of rant.(Hey male flist/guy readers? Sundays are sacred--reserved ONLY for NFL watching, big guns make me...uh, drool, and I can also cook. Shouldn't that make me a decent "catch"? *sigh* If only...)
I do have one request regarding this fic though (follow the cut to the *ADULT-rated-for-language* mini-plea and pseudo-rant):
( Read more... ) Title: The Best Defense is a Good Offense (sequel to "Bar Room Blitz")
Author ME, gorramit! You know who I am...just look at the gorram page title. (ACK! Soooo gotta edit this before posting on Rayne_shippers!)
Etc.: Uh...nothing really. Sex is sort of discussed, but not really. Woefully unBETAed. Had too much to say and was in too much of a hurry...don't want to burden my BRILLIANT BETA Delphia2K with an overabundance of fics to bloody up. She's got her OWN "Please-let-me-get-paid-for-this-submiss
ion-because-I-am-a-better-writer-than-MO
ST-of-the-hacks-that-mass-mail-their-SHI
T-to-every-publisher-under-the-sun"...pr
oject. AKA: an Original Fic (that she MUST to work on). Good luck with that, by the way, mamasita. I promise to buy it.
Sooooo, on with the story. Enjoy! Or don't; I don't care. WAIT WAIT! Yes I do! Must have validation after failing miserably as a Mom today in the middle of BFE-airport, surrounded by beaucoups of soon-to-be drunks on their way to making idiots of themselves and losing their money here! Wahhhhh...(another lj-cut to spare the uninterested and/or non-parents)
( Read more... )( HERE IS THE STORY )