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January 12th, 2011

SERIOUSLY, seriously?

So, remember me making that complaint post about the comm spamming?

Well, guess what happened...

My post got spammed.


Scroll down to the last comment. I was going to delete it and report as spam...but I just couldn't--oh, the irony.

January 8th, 2011


I'm getting really fucking tired of the Russian Spam Brigade posting all over the Firefly Comms. Is this happening anywhere else?

Also, how do we go about letting the LJ peeps know so they can take down the images/links?

January 3rd, 2011

On Vocal Types

Kurtofsky 3
Dear Glee Fandom:

Kurt is NOT a "soprano." He is a Countertenor.

Please, if you're going to be writing in a musical fandom, do the research and don't just assume that--because he can hit the high notes--that he is a soprano.

Thank you; that is all.


December 29th, 2010

The Eagle

Subtext=Buttsex (by mpoetess)
Ganked from brithistorian:

I didn't even have to put on goggles to see the slash potential in this movie. Just watch the preview to see for yourself.

December 24th, 2010

Happy Holidays!

Demon In Armani by animegurl65

December 19th, 2010

I got out of bed at the ass-crack of dawn since the new neighbors decided they had to finish remodeling before the meth wore off.

I feel utterly knackered what with the extended work schedule and holiday shopping and the fact that I can't find anything for someone who just buys it for himself right when he wants it.

I'm so behind on my flist and I have about 500 fics to read.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!

I am making this journal Friends Only because of the perverts and stalkers who only want to see my photos.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Let's see if I can manage to upload all the photos to yet ANOTHER external hard drive and then lose them all when it dies. Again.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

I don't really have any thoughts as my brain is empty at this time. If you need to have an actual conversation with me, please leave a message after the beep. *BEEP*

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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December 12th, 2010


So, I'm only just now getting around to watching last week's Criminal Minds, and we have Rachel Nichols playing an FBI agent with a screwed-up, dark, twisted childhood of some sort who seems kinda desperate/excited to be a part of the BAU.

Really CBS?

Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me?

I think I begged for that damn crossover between Criminal Minds and The Inside 5 YEARS AGO.

I swear, if Peter Coyote is in this ep I will die.

*off to watch the rest*

December 4th, 2010

Free Download!

Just got off work, but I gotta get ready for a bachelorette party so no time to peruse the flist (which means tomorrow I'll have over 200 to scroll back to, easy).

Only enough time to pimp a CD that came out today, and is available FOR FREE!

All Day by Girl Talk

It's creative commons and derivative work at it's finest. Every song is built of at least 20 other ones, sampled.

Among the artists/songs:

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll
The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again
Van Halen - Jump
Whodini - I'm a Ho
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony - 1st of tha Month
Black Sabbath - War Pigs
The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
Daft Punk - Television Rules the Nation
Darude - Sandstorm
Diddy - Dirty Money ft. Rick Ross & Nicki Minaj
Kid Cudi - Day 'n' Nite (Crookers Remix)
Beyonce Knowles - Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)
INXS - Need You Tonight
Love and Rockets - So Alive
Kraftwerk - More Fun to Compute
Krave ft. Flo Rida, Pitbull, & Lil Jon - Go Crazy
Black Box - Everybody Everybody
Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
Jane's Addiction - Jane Says
Jay-Z - 99 Problems
Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough
Derek and the Dominos - Layla
Devo - Whip It
Neil Diamond - Cherry, Cherry

The complete sample list is a veritable who's who in music.

Listening to a song right now comprised of Heart & Soul, Creep, Wish I Was A Baller, Disco Stick, something by the Beastie Boys...lost track at some point for the other half. Seriously - THIS IS BRILLIANT WORK. The way the samples seamlessly blend into each other, match, mix, build.

I can't even, ya'll. If I make it to heaven, they'll play this for me.

Go, download. Support if you wanna (Girl Talk has other CDs available and you pay what you think it's worth)!

(Be sure to come back and tell me what you think of it!)

December 3rd, 2010

Holiday Cards!

I'm doing the cards Sunday for mailing out on Monday. If you want one from me, please respond to this post.

(I've also managed to delete the file that had all my THINGer's addresses on it. Hope you guys see this so I can send all of you holiday greetings!)

November 25th, 2010

You-Tubing again...

Kurtofsky (animated)
I'm pretty sure that very few of my flister get my infatuation with Dave Karofsky, or the whole inappropriate ship that is Kurtofsky.

That being said, I came across an awesome video that just oozes angsty-hurt and confusion (gee, just like Dave) and I think it's quite possibly the Best Thing Ever.

Kurt + Karofsky + Adam Lambert = MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FANGIRLY WIN!

What Do You Want From Me?Collapse )

I Love My Flist!

Ronnie/Ben Happy Birthday
Thanks to everyone on my flist that sent me and posted Birthday Wishes.

You guys are AWESOMESAUCE!


(Also, I'll be using this icon for the entire day to celebrate. After all, it *IS* the 12th Anniversary of my 29th Birthday!)

Don't forget to leave me your address if you'd like a holiday card!

November 22nd, 2010

Title: Smile! No One Cares How You Feel
Fandom: Glee!
Pairing: One sided Karofsky/Kurt
Word Count: Approx. 3,350
Rating: PG-13 for Adult Situations and Language
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. Never will.
Author's Notes: *I completely understand why Dave would never be considered good for Kurt. I do. Unfortunately, that only makes me want it more. Of course--simply because I managed to get this up a whole day before the ep--I'm absolutely sure the whole thing is about to get Jossed. Ruthlessly beta-ed by the wonderful aliaspiral to whom I am dedicating this fic. It's all her fault anyway. *kisses* Also, I seriously wish that Max still looked like he does in my icon.

As he listens to the preacher’s rant, Dave thinks he finally understands the phrase “sweating like a whore in church.”Collapse )

*That never stopped me from shipping the also wildly inappropriate Rayne though, did it?

November 21st, 2010

Just checking.

Also, this a PIP. Hawaii Five-O has taken over my brain and I love it so much. To this end, I asked the SigO for an early birthday present of more user pics.

So, YAY! I have more room for the McDanno Love.

In addition to the one accompanying this post, here are some of the newest additions:

Scroll across the icons to read my comments!

I tried a couple online animation pages and Adobe ImageReady to combine the last two into one icon (cause that would have ROCKED) but each time it was just too big. I can't figure out how to make the .gif size small enough.

(Thank you amuminis and froggy_creek for the beautiful images!)
Thanks so much to everyone who has given me one of those LJ gifts. I've gotten a couple recently (anonymously) and just wanted to take the time to tell YOU ALL that it's very much appreciated.

Also, I have a beta request.

See, I just wrote a Glee-fic and it was sort of inspired by something aliaspiral recently said but what I've been thinking a lot of lately.

As much as I love how happy Kurt is around Blaine, I am not ashamed to say that I LIKE Karofsky. That the messed up, flawed characters are quite simply the most interesting TO ME (this should be of no surprise to anyone on my flist). I love their imperfections, I love their inconsistencies and I love watching the path of their development to something a little less detestable. But I never want them to become tooth-achingly perfect because then they become BORING.

So, this fic is all Karofsky's POV. A little angst, a little humor, mostly just confused boy trying to figure things out in a place that isn't helping...all in need of someone to look it over and tell me what it's missing. 'Cause it's missing something and I can't figure out what that is.

Grammar Nazis and people who aren't afraid to tell me like it is ('cause I can handle it) need only apply. Thanks!

November 20th, 2010

For the SPN Cas/Dean fans...

I've been on a bit of a YouTube kick lately. Most recent find(s):

Googling CasCollapse )

BoringCollapse )

OMG this one makes me LMAO:

Bad TouchCollapse )


Follow MeCollapse )

Also, thank you Smallville, for the return of AC...all shirtless, and wet and intense and oh, look there's Oliver all shirtless and wet and intense, too. UNFx2.

And don't forget to leave me your address if you want a holiday card!

November 14th, 2010

Ganked from vt_browncoat

OMG. I now want a Glee/Chuck crossover, please. I don't care how, just make it happen. Kthnx.

Also, not usually one for Zach IRL but knowing that HE CAN SING BITCHES makes me crave maybe some Christian Kane/Zachary Levi RPS.

November 5th, 2010


Demon In Armani by animegurl65
I need to avoid random generators. Spent forEVER on one that gave crackish pairings (while waiting on a beta that I don't think will get back to me in time to post by midnight, damnit).

Some of these are oddly interesting and OMG the BOLD ONES are truly INSPIRED.

Dr. Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)/Albus Dumbledore (HP)
Captain Elizabeth Lochley (Babylon 5)/John Locke (Lost)
Jar Jar Binks (Star Wars)/Faith (BtVS)
Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)/Arthur Dimmesdale (Scarlet Letter)
Vizzini (Princess Bride)/Brainy Smurf
Abby Sciuto (NCIS)/The "Can you hear me now?" guy
RepliCarter (Stargate SG1)/The Blob (X-Men)
Jet Black (Cowboy Bebop)/Mace Windu (Star Wars)
Lindsey (Angel)/Tommy Oliver (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers)
Westley (Princess Bride)/Don Quixote
Hoshi Sato (Enterprise)/John Danziger (Earth 2)
Trance Gemini (Andromeda)/Lyta Alexander (Babylon 5)
The Metatron (Dogma)/Mazikeen (Lucifer)
Plato/Lance Bass
Q (James Bond)/Quark (ST:DS9)
The Comedian (Watchmen)/Monica Reyes (X-Files)
Dr. Sam Beckett (Quantum Leap)/John Connor (Terminator 3)
Jayne Cobb (Firefly)/Trip Tucker III (Enterprise) <--the OMGHOT be killin' me here
Ba'al (Stargate SG-1)/Karl 'Helo' Agathon (Battlestar Galactica 2004)
Col. Jack O'Neill (Stargate SG-1)/Morpheus (The Matrix)
Richie Ryan (Highlander)/Mike Donovan (V)
Carson Beckett (Stargate Atlantis)/Simon Tam (Firefly)
Saffron (Firefly)/Radek Zalenka (Stargate Atlantis)
Angelus (Angel/Buffy)/Jonas Quinn (Stargate SG-1)
Neil Gaiman/Jolinar of Malkshur (Stargate SG-1)
Thierry Henry (Arsenal football player)/Angel Face (Fight Club)
Allan Quartermain (LoEG)/Henry Ford
Admiral Ackbar (Star Wars)/Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen (Dune)
Kawalski (Stargate SG-1)/Jethro Gibbs (NCIS)
Cartman (South Park)/Captain James T Kirk
T'Pol (Enterprise)/Teela (Futurama)
Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)/Marion Ravenwood (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
Stark (Farscape)/River Tam (Firefly)
Tyr Anasazi (Andromeda)/Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace (Battlestar Galactica 2004)
Queen Bodicca/Queen Elizabeth I
Harry Maybourne (Stargate SG-1)/Londo Mollari (Babylon 5) <--I have a feeling that the generator had delphia2000 in mind with that one!!!
I have some interesting Murphy's Law combat related situations that I think would lend themselves to Generation Kill, or any of Stargates.

Please feel free to use these:

# If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
# The quartermaster has only two sizes: too large and too small.
# There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
# Beer math: two beers times 37 men equal 49 cases.
# The one item you need is always in short supply.
# The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
# Odd or conspicuous objects attract fire. Never lurk behind one.
# The more stupid the leader is, the more important the missions he's ordered to carry out.
# A clean and dry set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.
# The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.
# Interchangable parts aren't.
# Precision bombing is normally accurate to within plus/minus one mile.

Go forth, write!

November 2nd, 2010

Election Day

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
Took Slade to vote with me; he really liked it. I thought it was funny that only AFTER I cast my ballot that he told me he'd gone with Dad earlier in the day and that our votes for Senate here in NV canceled each other out.

After I finished boggling that my pro-choice, VETERAN baby-daddy voted for the chick that thinks raped women who get pregnant should suck it up and carry the baby anyway...and who wants to do away with the VA completely--I then explained how it's not really a cancellation; that we each made our voices heard and that NO MATTER WHO YOU CHOOSE, that it is YOUR DUTY as an American to vote.

He then pointed out that I didn't pick ALL the names with DEM by them, like Daddy did for REP. Seems he got an earful from Daddy earlier on DEM vs. REP (and listened to MIKE SAVAGE OF ALL FREAKING PEOPLE on the radio) and didn't realize that there was more than two parties. I explained a couple of the other ones, like Green, Independent and Libertarian...and he asked why more people don't vote for those since it seemed to him that people were unhappy with the two major choices. Tried then to explain the history of parties, conservative vs. liberal vs. moderate, and voting block power and seniority and...

Gah, teaching an 8yr old politics is a lot harder than I ever thought it would be.

Thank GOODNESS he finally stopped asking questions before I ran out of answers.

SO not looking forward to the sex talk, now.

Anywho--I've ignore the election coverage/results for fear of finding The Even Dumber O'Donnell Clone our new Senator. I've been nauseated enough all day...

I'll just go to bed somewhat hopeful and wait till tomorrow to freak out.

October 30th, 2010

Title: The First Rule
Author: bugchicklv
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Pairing: Danny/Steve
Rating: M (Mature)
Word Count: approx. 2600
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. If I owned H50, or either man, there'd be a lot more than just subtext.
Author's Notes: Inspired by THIS RIDICULOUSLY HOT IMAGE OF SCOTT that completely took my breath away. Betaed by the ever so helpful, and brutally honest, burningchaos. Any remaining mistakes are mine.

The First RuleCollapse )

October 29th, 2010

Hawaii Five-0

Danny/Steve Pancakes Hawaii Five-O
OMG ya'll I just wrote some AU (sorta) fic for Hawaii Five-0, and sent it off to the beta for butchering.

*is scared*

October 28th, 2010


Demon In Armani by animegurl65
Ganked from or_mabinogi

bugchicklv's Halloween party:

2dragonkat dressed as a Level 1 thief.
absolute_enigma didn't dress up, spoilsport.
adonnchaid dressed as Ivan the Terrible of Russia.
aelora dressed as a safety for the Falcons.
alsunwunderland dressed as a devil.
ana_grrl dressed as a bottle of Freemax.
annabelleofga dressed as a Care Bear.
aradia1013 dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Alliance of Deathly.
atromiti dressed as Sigfried in need of testosterone.
az_one83 dressed as a walking Guillotine.
badbh dressed as a buttered blame.
beatrice269 dressed as a character from a Resident Evil game.
blissy83 dressed as the resurrected dead -- complete with the most convincing coffin.
bookaddict43 dressed as Elvis Presley.
bookishtype dressed as Mary Queen of Scots ... without her head. Most convincing.
broken_musings dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Violent Contender.
burningchaos dressed as Marie Antoinette going to her death.
callea dressed as something innocent, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
catanzey didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
chele24 dressed as Trent Reznor.
cheshire_monkey dressed as Pavlova the ballerina -- dancing on point too.
chocolatyshatnr dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Leah.
closetcase_99 dressed as Bugs Bunny, and it suited them disturbingly well.
cmarte22 dressed as a party claw.
cunning_hat dressed as a 1970's disco child.
daemonwildcat dressed as the Governor of Pennsylvania.
damn_hero_zoe dressed as your cousin.
danadoggett dressed as Heidi Klum.
dannylover934 dressed as a successive angel.
delibby dressed as David Blaine.
delphia2000 forgot to put on clothes!
diva0789 dressed as a third baseman for the Dodgers.
dkellergrl dressed as the Easy Power Ranger.
dubbage42 dressed as a diplomat from Angola.
epigram dressed as Anna Nicole Smith.
evidenceshows didn't dress up, spoilsport.
execknowitall dressed as Dennis Miller - tarred and feathered.
fluties_flake dressed as Josephine Baker but the banana "skirt" didn't survive the night.
glimmerite dressed as Hurricane Brett.
ibjeannie dressed as a Blue Screen of Death.
inaboveherhead dressed as a mummy.
infinite_whimsy dressed as the love child of Hugh Grant and Oprah Winfrey, though it looked more like P Diddy's sister.
jellie_rayneluv didn't dress up, spoilsport.
jencala didn't dress up, spoilsport.
jennycarolyn dressed as Sigfried in need of testosterone.
jennygirlwebb dressed as one of the Olsen Twins's cousin.
jrattien01 dressed as Nosferatu the Supreme Vampire.
juliabk dressed as Metallica's sister.
jynnantonnyx28 dressed as Guy Pearce.
kampwest dressed as a character from "Roman Holiday".
katsquared dressed as Camilla Parker-Bowles when she becomes Queen.
klash dressed as a second baseman for the Yankees.
ladytalon1 dressed as Lady Godiva without the horse and far too little hair!.
laminer dressed as Peter Jackson riding a buffalo.
lissaknight dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
lita64 dressed as a rat.
little_dumpling dressed as Anna Nicole Smith.
ljolie dressed as Optimus Prime.
lord_odrick dressed as Mde. Lachienne Foutue d'Enfer -- you don't wanna know.
lovetwobowl dressed as a bottle of Duobudjac.
lt_black_fire dressed as Ichabod Crane, the schoolmaster from Sleepy Hollow.
matchlightfire dressed as Elizabeth Regina on steroids and roller skates.
mickey_sixx dressed as Lyndon B. Johnson.
neroli66 gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a new superhero: Turbo- Aardvark.
nialla42 dressed as Helga the wisewoman, although the live snake was a mistake.
nikiness dressed as a kitten.
nomdeploom dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
or_mabinogi dressed as blues legend Boney Mama Jefferson.
plsteward dressed as Ivan the Terrible of Russia.
pure_gale dressed as Franklin Pierce.
quicksilvermad dressed as the Boring Power Ranger.
raynefangirl dressed as Pavlova the ballerina -- dancing on point too.
redrob dressed as the Archbishop of Corzysoid.
riverdresses didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
romanceguru dressed as a Level 13 wizard.
romanceme1 dressed as a Marketable Paradigm ShiftsIncorporated employee.
rps_anon dressed as Ichabod Crane, the schoolmaster from Sleepy Hollow.
sabaceanbabe dressed as the Earl of Oxford.
sambam87 dressed as Mr. Spock from "Star Trek".
sant0 dressed as a kitchen.
scoob2222 dressed as a elk.
scorpiodragon dressed as Mary Queen of Scots ... without her head. Most convincing.
sg_dingo dressed as Sybil - except that Sybil didn't show but the other 34 personalities did.
sgflutegirl dressed as the Vicomte des Boules-Velues.
siarh dressed as the Lord of Old Ecolpel.
spacemonkeyphd2 dressed as Tiffani-Amber Thiessen.
steplianna dressed as someone who just poked themselves in the eye.
taramonk dressed as Elizabeth Regina on steroids and roller skates.
teffy dressed as the Vicomte des Boules-Velues.
thecricket dressed as Jack the Ripper in a time machine, complete with gory knives, though it looked more like a bottle of Retroiflu.
tinadoll dressed as Michael Jackson.
tori_deathangel dressed as a cow.
toxic_corn dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Loopy Liverbreath".
trika dressed as a vortex.
vandevere dressed as Adam-the-first-man but the fig-leaf was far too big.
vt_browncoat dressed as legendary space hero Butch McRunfast.
wily_one24 dressed as a very fake witch-doctor complete with a collection of shrunken skulls.
wraith816 dressed as a part-time software reinstaller.
xenaclone dressed as Guy Fawkes but the exploding barrel of dynamite didn't go down too well.
ximeria dressed as a laser printer.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
Created by sigma7: More info here.

October 26th, 2010

Hawaii Five-0

Danny/Steve 2 Hawaii Five-O
Steve: When I say "Book 'em, Danno" I mean it as a term of endearment.


Danny: Okay, do it everyday. I like it.


October 24th, 2010


I don't shop a lot at Sears, but OMG ya'll...ads/videos like these make me WANT TO.*

Not as funny, but still Outerwear Fashion Trends by Zombie!Sears.

*And thus, by falling for the advertising tactics, I have become the Zombie. *le sigh*

I still need a Zombie icon...

(Also, for the Adamaniacs on my flist I am ripping Trade Off right now. It took a lot longer to find it than I anticipated.)

October 20th, 2010

The Walking Dead

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
OMG OMG OMG!!! The Internet TruckTM just delivered my PRE-AIR copy of The Walking Dead.

Opening VLC right frelling now to watch it.

You don't have it yet? Oh, well in that case, here's a Quiz:

The Zombie Bite Calculator

Created by Oatmeal

I found a date through zombie harmony - one of the best free dating sites for zombies
Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)

Spirit Day

I managed to talk a bunch of people at work into wearing purple today...and considering I work at a place that legally institutionalizes discrimination based on sexual orientation (at the least the ACTING on it, anyway) I think I did pretty damn good.

See, it's my bone of contention and regular argument that I think the FDA and the plasma/blood industry should lift the ban on allowing gay men who've actually had sex with another man to donate blood or plasma. I contend that *I* have had more risky sex than most of the gay men I know and that *I* am still allowed to donate and that this is unfair. We are turning away a potential goldmine of donors due to ONE aspect of behavior, and that can easily be rectified with changing the language of the rule from "having sex, even ONE TIME, with a man since 1977" to "having UNPROTECTED ANAL INTERCOURSE with a man, even one time, since 1977."

We REGULARLY and constantly test the blood and plasma for YEARS before it's fractionated and processed into medication and treatment, so I am not buying the "safety" argument...and 80% of the positive test results we get each month (approximately 5 for Oct) are from women, and it's usually HepB or HepC. (All of the plasma they've donated since the last NEGATIVE test is thrown away.)

I'm fighting a losing battle, but I still do it because I think it's an unnecessary exclusion.

Plus, I tend to quote Brian Kinney when I either suspect or find out someone is gay (to keep them from being permanently rejected):

It's not lying if they make you lie.

At any rate, even the homophobes couldn't argue when I told them that it was to commemorate the boys who've committed suicide due to bullying.

Go me.

October 19th, 2010


It Mocks Me
Round Seventeen Claiming at
Begins TODAY!

I've already chosen three (I'm pretty sure I can do those) BUT...I picked out a choice few that I think several of my flisters would be interested in; with any luck, you'll realize which one I'VE PICKED FOR YOU and feel the urge to write it! If you're not in the mood to write, you can create fanart that fits the prompt as well.

Either way, join the comm and have some kinky fun!

Click for the KinkCollapse )

All of these delicious kinks were prompted by other members.

Go HERE to see the HUGE list of other prompts available.

Put my name in the "Prompter's LJ Name" search bar for a list prompts I submitted; and yes--I have a theme going. Well, except for this one (that SOMEBODY BETTER WRITE, DAMN IT!):

Fandom: Hawaii Five-O
Kink: Pushy Bottom
Pairing: Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams
Prompt: Steve: What are we doing here? Danny: Well hopefully each other if all goes as planned.

Thank you!

October 16th, 2010

(no subject)

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
So, I want to get my hair cut again and I have an idea of what I want, but how to you explain to the stylist that I want my hair to look like Rhona Mitra's does in Doomsday?

It's kind of a bob that's long in the front with razor-cut layers that frame the face but then tapers to supershort in the back almost like a it's stacked but may be a wedge...

I mean, what is that CALLED?

October 12th, 2010

Writer's Block: Good eats

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
What are your three most and least favorite foods?


Ice Cream
Apple Pie

October 9th, 2010

For delphia2000

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
Stumbled across this today, and I figured you would appreciate it.

October 7th, 2010


GLEE! (Finn)
Yahoo's cover story (at least it was 5 minutes ago):

Essential steps for a perfect grilled cheese...

October 6th, 2010

Based on the books on your bookshelf, what conclusions would people draw about you?

Duh. That I am a trivia-pursuing nerdy SciFi Fan?

I have Isaac Asimov and Ben Bova sandwiched between Grey's Anatomy (the text, not show) and an outdated Physician's Desk Reference. The next shelf has an odd assortment of nursing books (no, I am not one) as well as the Time-Life Encyclopedia of Things That Never Were, an Almanac from 1986, Year's Best SciFi 3 (1998), the Essential Spiderman, Our Religions, and Hey! It's That Guy. Finally, we have The Book of Lists #3, The Encyclopedia of Supervillans, Robota, The Year's Best Science Fiction (1995), The Bible, The Quran, and Stories Behind Everyday Things.

(This is only a small sampling as I actually have a bazillion of each similar to the ones above. My e-book collection, however, is all porn.)

October 3rd, 2010

Spirit Day

Originally posted by neo_prodigy at Spirit Day

It’s been decided. On October 20th, 2010, we will wear purple in honor of the 6 gay boys who committed suicide in recent weeks/months due to homophobic abuse in their homes at at their schools. Purple represents Spirit on the LGBTQ flag and that’s exactly what we’d like all of you to have with you: spirit. Please know that times will get better and that you will meet people who will love you and respect you for who you are, no matter your sexuality. Please wear purple on October 20th. Tell your friends, family, co-workers, neighbors and schools.

RIP Tyler Clementi, Seth Walsh (top)
RIP Justin Aaberg, Raymond Chase (middle)
RIP Asher Brown and Billy Lucas. (bottom)

REBLOG to spread a message of love, unity and peace.

October 1st, 2010

Hell Yeah!

ChristianKaneSunglasses(by Kueble)
House Rules video on CMT

I mean, obviously Christian is hot but I can't get over how sexy Steve is in this. No, he doesn't have a lot of screen-time, but my eyes just seem to follow him when he's there.

Maybe seeing Christian on Leverage so much has me on sensory overload? IDEK.

FYI: Wahya means "Wolf" for those that are wondering.

Also, what's with the lyric change? Damn it, CMT.

(Sorry about the advert--it's a sponsored video.)

I Am Number Four

Demon In Armani by animegurl65

Please don't let this suck.

September 28th, 2010


Brittany as Britney?

Guys, I watched it over 3 hours ago and I STILL HAVE GIRL WOOD.

*pets new Brittana icon*
--Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)

Ironic how that quote is so apropos some 300 years later.


Survey: Americans don't know much about religion

And this is a surprise to whom, exactly?

I do find it interesting that "atheists, agnostics, Jews and Mormons outperformed Protestants and Roman Catholics in answering questions about major religions, while many respondents could not correctly give the most basic tenets of their own faiths."

With that particular grouping my first thought was that maybe overall education level could have skewed the results; but, according to the article the top performing groups remained the same even controlling for that.

Here's a shorter version of the Pew Quiz, online. Take the test (don't cheat by using Google/Yahoo, etc.) and post your results here. Heck, someone could even make it into a meme if they're feeling ambitious.


September 26th, 2010

Shape Ups

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
Anyone got them? Do you work on your feet for extended periods of time? If so, have they helped your feet and/or back?

The long hours and awkward conditions at work have been causing me serious back pain--so much so that I have to have physical therapy. Unfortunately, I can't prove it's a work injury because there was no ONE injury instance...it just kinda crept up on me over a period of weeks and now I'm near tears at the end of a long day.

And my long days are 14+ hours.

I've talked to the boss and most of my shifts are now shorter--I only have one 14 hr shift and one 10 hr shift--the other two are about 8.5 or so, and that's gonna help I think. I've been getting up at 5 am to stretch and stop 2 or 3 times during the day as well to do some yoga...but I'm looking for more.

Shoe inserts and gel cushions just aren't cutting it.

Talked to one person who said her back doesn't hurt as much now that she wears the Sketchers, but she never really had my long shifts.

Feedback anyone?

(Yeah, they're really expensive but I have a friend who works at Zappos and can get 40% off so I'll pay about $60-70 for them after the discount. That's what I've paid for my previous shoes--which I only buy twice a year--so I can swing it.)

I Need Help.

Nano 2
See, I have this ficlet and it started out pretty straight forward as a response to one of the lonely prompts at comment_fic.

Firefly, author's choice, mpreg. You KNOW who I chose.

But instead of staying said pretty forward comment fic, it wants to become something else entirely.

Please someone help. If you're friended, Read it--and my concerns at the bottom. THANKS!

I haz a Voice!

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
So, sly_fuck did it, and in a weak moment I did, too. I'm such a lemming, and my allergies are killing me so my nose is stuffed up and I don't know if you can understand me. Anyway, now it's your turn flist. If you have a Paid, Permanent or Plus account, dial up LJ Voice Post and tell us:

1) What's your name?
2) How old are you?
3) Where are you from? Are you living there right now?
4) Is it cold where you are?
5) What's the time?
6) What are you wearing?
7) What was the last thing you listened to?
8) What was the last thing you ate?
9) What was the last thing you watched on tv?
10) What's your favorite tv show? Why?
11) Quick! Find a book, or something with text on it! Flip to a random page and read some of it! GO!
12) What was the last movie you saw? How was it?
13) Do YOU think you have an accent? Talk about that

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September 22nd, 2010

I need 37 hours in a day.

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
Mabi, what planet would that be?

Seriously, there is TOO MUCH GOOD STUFF on television this fall season. I don't know how to whittle it down.

I cut out 90210 cause I don't think BAG will ever make an appearance and really, that was all I liked about the original any way.

Stopped watching LO:CI when Vinny left last year (which should have freed up some time...only to find out he'll be back for the final season. Which, YAY! But then, crap. Thankfully, it won't air till next year.)

Here's a list of what I watch, in no particular order since I get to it when I get to it regardless of the day, unless it's really new and there's hot people (Like Nu!Hawaii Five-0).

Hellcats (Don't Judge Me)
Criminal Minds
Detroit 187
Unnatural History
The Event
Hawaii Five-O
Lone Star
Lost Girl
The Glades
The Gates
Boardwalk Empire
The Vampire Diaries
The Universe
Dark Blue
America's Next Top Model
Covert Affairs
White Collar
Lie to Me
The Closer
BBT (YAY Tomorrow!!)
Rush (Aussie)
Private Practice
Grey's Anatomy
Rescue: Special Ops (Aussie)
Australia's Next Top Model (GO Kelsey!)
Project Runway
Gossip Girl
Britain's Next Top Model (Don't really care now that Charlotte's been eliminated)
Stargate Universe

Plus a bunch more shows like Pawn Stars, MythBusters, and American Pickers--shows my kid loves and I watch with him.

Now, some of these just aired finales or began their mid-season hiatus so I won't have to worry about them, but there are others that are just starting or start soon. Plus ones I'm not even sure about (like Greek, Sanctuary, Psych, IPS, FNL, V, Royal Pains, etc.)

Not to mention the things I'm NOT watching yet, but really want to (Human Target, Sons of Anarchy, Mad Men, Good Guys) and the things I put aside for later (Haven, Warehouse 13, Eureka, The Good Wife)

I think I need a 12 step program for TV addiction.

But only if I can find one that doesn't have meetings scheduled during Prime Time.

September 21st, 2010

Geography FAIL

Geography FAIL

September 19th, 2010

Rule 34, in action

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
Nu!Hawaii Five-0?

It hasn't even aired yet, and still there's at least TWO slash comms for it. And to that I say:



Of course, not only are Scott and Alex hot, but then there's also Grace and Daniel. You know what? I think I might have my first ever OT4!

Call for help

I'm SURE that I've asked this before (even though LJSeek doesn't list it), but:



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Snagged from nialla42 :

It's almost time for Banned Books Week, so I thought it would be interesting to run the current Top 100 as well as the Top 100 Classics lists to see how many I've read. You can copy this list to your journal and spread the word about banned/challenged books, as well as possibly find a good read. *g*

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And now I have a Non-Porn Winter Reading List. How about you?

(Interestingly enough, there was a girl in my English class that wasn't ALLOWED to read The Great Gatsby. But her church said she could read My Antonia, instead. LOL. They're both on the list. Yeah, it's not as high as Gatsby, but still.)
I can't stop playing the song...not so much for the lyrics but the tune and beats are awesome and exactly the kind of music I listen to everyday on the way to--and home from--work.

Check out some of his other stuff. I especially love the original track (2 Night) and another where he shows his process--what goes into making a song like this one (Teasingly mislabeled "Beating Off"). Some of the other parodies are funny, too. Most are NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Bart is really pretty to look at, too.


Demon In Armani by animegurl65
The Band Geek in me adores this:

September 17th, 2010

Nikita 2.0

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September 16th, 2010

Even worse...

So, I already mentioned my pervy desire to see the Big Time Rush boys all slashed up.

And that I think Henry, from Unnatural History, is just begging to be slashed.

(Yes, I've discussed how awkward this is considering I watch both with my kid.)


Just found out that the lead (Kendall Schmidt) in BTR, is actually the YOUNGER BROTHER of Henry (Kevin Schmidt).

And now the 'cesty perv in me has taken a deeper notice.

(Not that it wasn't already tweaked considering that Jasper is Henry's cousin.)

God, someone disable Nickelodeon and the Cartoon Network from my cable line-up, please.
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