Confessions of an Adamaniac

You've seen it, now ( Click to vote in the poll )

And in other news: as evidenced by my recent television viewing habits, I have apparently regressed 20+ years...and have a renewed fascination with threesomes (see Vampire Diaries Icon).

*facepalm*

Ok, so Bones: ( Read more... )

Jon Bon Jovi? Really?

o_0

*waits for flood of Lexi/Jon/Stefan fanfic*

And this makes a total of 31 states not allowing gay marriage.

Now, had the vote been 89% against it I might not be as pissed (okay, yeah I would but for a different reason). But it's less than 53%. That means a SIGNIFICANT MINORITY, just BARELY UNDER the majority of people will/can have their rights dictated to them by others.

So, you know what? I want a Stoopid People Referendum, where only the smartest 51% of the US population (intelligence levels as decided by me, of course) gets to decide whether the other 49% will be allowed to procreate. I don't want any more idiots diluting to the gene pool.

I just...arg. Nevermind.

5150 / 50000 words. 10% done!

I need a Nano icon. But not the ones they have on the site. Anyone know of some? FOUND SOME at nano_icons

Also, Nano Novel just isn't going to cut it. I think I need a random title generator or something, please.

THANKS!!

No, make that two.

While making breakfast this morning I made the Sig keep his laptop open to take notes for me so that I wouldn't forget any possible scenarios for my Nano Novel as I thought of them.

Then the kid wanted to "play" so he's got his running, too. Kinda helpful since that one is near the bathroom and I can just call out words for him.

Inspiration comes at the oddest times, ya know?

2800 / 50000 words. 6% done!

(well, crap. I can't get my word count widget to show up. HELP!) NEVERMIND!!!

ETA: In case anyone is curious, you can read a short synopsis and an excerpt of what I am surely going to hell for HERE. (All my beta-friends out there, feel free to edit this in a PM as it kinda sucks right now.)

I still can't think of a title yet.

ALSO: Please comment and let me know you're participating as I'd like to make you a "writing buddy."

I'm going to hell, ya'll. For reals.

Damn Nano Bunny.

HOW THE FUCK IS ALL SAINTS DAY NOT PLAYING HERE IN LAS VEGAS?????????????????

*KEYSMASH*

So, I need the names of some MAJOR "Gods." Any religion, past or present.

Don't worry about Gaia, Loki, Zeus, Enki, or Ra.

(In fact, I think I've got Egyptian, Scandinavian, and Greco-Roman pretty much covered...so none of them, please.)

Also, can anyone else think of any other name for the Judeo-Christian/Muslim God of the Bible/Torah/Koran, besides: God, Yahweh, Jehovah or Allah?

(I said this was an odd request.)

So, no trick-or-treaters.

Not. One.

Srsly, I thought moving OUT of an apartment and into a much nicer condo complex would mean a more tightly knit community.

Boy was I Wrong. (Notice how I did that? Wrong, with a capital "W"?)

Anywho, the night was made supremely better by the absolutely adorable Merlin hiding under Arthur's bed scene...how slashworthy was Arthur's almost panic at the thought of Merlin having been under there for quite some time? Makes a girl wonder what he might have said or done, and...

*stabs drabble bunny*

No.

Also, I have a nit to pick with SPN...

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See my new icon? The CW poster I made it from is just ridiculously hot and I couldn't resist. Or, you know, maybe it was the hot guys.

Must have 3some recs for The Vampire Diaries, please...preferably one or two that are also Salvatorcesty.

But I simply had to tell my flist how much MAD LOVE I have for the Castle writers.

M.A.D.

So, not only was Nate's "costume" familiar (as in he's worn that particular outfit in another role)...but so were Det. Ryan's (a Doctor) and Det. Esposito's (a Marine).

See, Jon Huertas (Esposito) played "Poke" on Generation Kill, while Seamus Dever (Ryan) played Dr. Ferlinghetti on Army Wives ("Ghetti," the Doctor Denise ALMOST had an affair with) AND he played Dr. Ian Devlin on General Hospiral.

To be honest, (like Nate's) I think Esposito's costume was the original wardrobe.





ANNNNNNNNNNNNND...with those comments, I think it's official: I watch ENTIRELY too much TV.

Hey, are any of you Canucks capping The Guard for uploading? I can't find it anywhere (I've check every torrent site I know of) and I really need my Steve Bacic fix.

Thanks!

I must have White Collar icons of Bryce Larkin Matt Bomer...

RIGHT. NOW.

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In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

"Are you questioning my badassedness? Have you seen my guns?"

Oh Puck. I <3 you so much.

( Click here to see a clip of Mark Sallings (aka: Puck) singing a Neil Diamond tune )



Edited to Add: Dudes, that's Heath from Greek playing one of the Football Jocks! Could this show get any more awesome?!?!?!!?1!?!!!!!111???

Stupid baseball getting in the way of me and my Glee until November. Damnit.

Also, how much do I love that Sue Sylvester is the new Chuck Norris? My favorites from #suefax on Twitter:

"Dick Cheney thinks Sue Sylvester's techniques are too harsh."

"The Nobel Prize Committee gave the prize to Obama because Sue Sylvester told them to. Because she loves minorities." (Glee ep reference)

"Sue shot the sheriff. And the deputy." (Lyric reference FTW!)

"Sue Sylvester killed the radio star; how else do you think she became a VJ? Just not on MTV" (Song AND ep reference!)

"Sue Sylvester adds Soylent Green to all of her shakes...and she knows what it is." <---This? I can totally see this being a line in the show. Totally.

Joss to direct an episode of Glee

THIS.

YES!

Win.

So much...*icon*

I did some looking and thought I'd share this find with my fellow NCIS: LA Sam/Callen (aka "G") fans...

ncis_salmon

Not sure where the portmanteau came from as Sam + Callen SHOULD be Sallen or Samen, but whatever.

Besides, I like GAM better anyway.

So, no. I haven't been here in a while, and I thought some of you would like to know at least one of the reasons why:

A couple of years ago I used to babysit for one of Shane's friends, Cher. The kid's name is Roman and he is just a year and a half younger than Slade...not sure if I mentioned him or her in the posts and don't have time to look right now.

Cher was a great girl; very bubbly and happy and perky and just a lot of fun to be around. While I watched Roman (for a year), she finished graphic design school...and struggled with a very controlling ass of a husband. When she graduated, she up and moved back home (Ohio, near her parents) to start over, filing for divorce somewhere/time along the way.

Anywhooooo...at the end of April her dickhead husband allegedly killed her. Allegedly shot her right in the fucking head. And then tried to make it seem like suicide.

I just...have no words.

So, yeah. I've just been too depressed to deal with anything.

Here's a link if anyone wants to read it.

(I have however, been watching with extreme interest the OMFG so obvious HOYAY between G and Sam on NCIS: LA. Any recs? Some good smut usually helps bring me out of a funk and it HAS been almost 6 months. I'd really like to get off the meds one of these days...)

(Beware Torchwood spoilers in the comments)

Dearest Asshat Heart Breaker of the Highest Order (aka RTD):

I swear to God, if you don't FUCKING FIX THAT, give us a Mulligan, or hit me with one massive dose of Retcon... I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER again watch anything with your name attached. Ever.

E.
V.
E.
R.

I've lasted almost 4 years without having FOX *spit* programmed into my tv; I'll survive without you, too.

Bastard.

No love,

Bug

What's your opinion of infidelity in romance fiction?

At another forum I belong to, a poster wrote this:

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(copied and pasted, in part as the last sentence requested that other posters tell them which books to avoid)

This was my response:
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So, flisters: Let it fly. What are YOUR thoughts on the matter?

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

o_0

(Got this as a link elsewhere, and wasn't sure if you guys had seen it!)

Edited to Add: I have this really short McCoy/Kirk drabbly thing that I will want betaed tomorrow night (not that I'll post it anywhere but here, mind you)...plus maybe an RPS Adam/David Boreanaz seriously kinky fic. Anyone up to tackling those? If so, let me know which one. I'll need an input/style beta for the second as well as Grammar Nazi for each. THANKS! *kisses*

Ganked from kueble

I love looking at people's icons, but I don't always *get* them--I often wonder stuff like, "Who's that guy?" or "Where's that quote from?" but I tend not to ask, for various reasons.

Here are my icons. Pick one (or more!) you're curious about, and I'll try to explain it.

Anyone know where I can find some Deadliest Catch RPF? Preferably Josh/Jake HarrisCest...or absolutely ANYTHING (including Het) with Crosby Laveen.

*blink*

*blink*

What? You guys knew I was weird when you signed on as friends.

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Someone entertain me. Link me to porn and such. Or funny pics. Or start a comment fic (two sentences at a time) and see how long it takes us all to finish it.

*yawn*

(Also, icon does not apply. It's just new and I like it.)

EDITED TO ADD:

GraphJam FTW!!!


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Someone entertain me. Link me to porn and such. Or funny pics. Or start a comment fic (two sentences at a time) and see how long it takes us all to finish it.

*yawn*

(Also, icon does not apply. It's just new and I like it.)

EDITED TO ADD:

GraphJam FTW!!!


see more Funny Graphs

Someone entertain me. Link me to porn and such. Or funny pics. Or start a comment fic (two sentences at a time) and see how long it takes us all to finish it.

*yawn*

(Also, icon does not apply. It's just new and I like it.)

EDITED TO ADD:

GraphJam FTW!!!


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Had to use my Major Mitchell Icon...

considering I went to AREA 51!

Well, okay...so I only got as far as the "Do not go any further or we will shoot your ass dead" sign (that was 15 miles down a deserted dirt road that started out 60+ miles from NOWHERE TO BEGIN WITH) but still. AREA 51! See:

( Cut to spare those on dial-up )

Had to use my Major Mitchell Icon...

considering I went to AREA 51!

Well, okay...so I only got as far as the "Do not go any further or we will shoot your ass dead" sign (that was 15 miles down a deserted dirt road that started out 60+ miles from NOWHERE TO BEGIN WITH) but still. AREA 51! See:

( Cut to spare those on dial-up )

Had to use my Major Mitchell Icon...

considering I went to AREA 51!

Well, okay...so I only got as far as the "Do not go any further or we will shoot your ass dead" sign (that was 15 miles down a deserted dirt road that started out 60+ miles from NOWHERE TO BEGIN WITH) but still. AREA 51! See:

( Cut to spare those on dial-up )

I used YAM SHIRATAKI noodles for this, not the tofu ones...as well as vegetarian KUNG PAO sauce (there was only a Hoisin option).

Shirataki Tofu Stir Fry Recipe

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I used YAM SHIRATAKI noodles for this, not the tofu ones...as well as vegetarian KUNG PAO sauce (there was only a Hoisin option).

Shirataki Tofu Stir Fry Recipe

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I used YAM SHIRATAKI noodles for this, not the tofu ones...as well as vegetarian KUNG PAO sauce (there was only a Hoisin option).

Shirataki Tofu Stir Fry Recipe

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*phone rings*

Bug: Good morning! Octapharma Plasma Incorporated, this is Bug. We're open till 4:30 today, how may I help you?

Clueless Callers x 4: What time do you close today?

Bug: 4:30! *face/palm*

I swear, it was like a scene right out of Empire Records...only it's so definitely NOT Rex Manning Day.

*phone rings*

Bug: Good morning! Octapharma Plasma Incorporated, this is Bug. We're open till 4:30 today, how may I help you?

Clueless Callers x 4: What time do you close today?

Bug: 4:30! *face/palm*

I swear, it was like a scene right out of Empire Records...only it's so definitely NOT Rex Manning Day.

*phone rings*

Bug: Good morning! Octapharma Plasma Incorporated, this is Bug. We're open till 4:30 today, how may I help you?

Clueless Callers x 4: What time do you close today?

Bug: 4:30! *face/palm*

I swear, it was like a scene right out of Empire Records...only it's so definitely NOT Rex Manning Day.

The AC quit working, and it's nothing that Shane knows how to fix (good thing he didn't actually pay for THAT program/class).

The apt. mgmnt. co. can't have anyone here until Tuesday or Wednesday.

Fuck this. I'm moving to Portland before next summer.

The AC quit working, and it's nothing that Shane knows how to fix (good thing he didn't actually pay for THAT program/class).

The apt. mgmnt. co. can't have anyone here until Tuesday or Wednesday.

Fuck this. I'm moving to Portland before next summer.

The AC quit working, and it's nothing that Shane knows how to fix (good thing he didn't actually pay for THAT program/class).

The apt. mgmnt. co. can't have anyone here until Tuesday or Wednesday.

Fuck this. I'm moving to Portland before next summer.

So. Much. GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it to death. Yeah, there were some things that needed improving, some edges that needed to be smoothed...but over all I am so in love with this show.


(I've already picked my ships. How 'bout the rest of you?)

*One of them surprised me greatly since teacher/student things squick me. But dudes, staring at the teacher while in class so much he's distracted from the lesson? Being THISCLOSE to volunteering for the glee club (because said teacher is the advisor, of course) before peer pressure shuts him down...but then singing "I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE" while IN THE SHOWER? OMFG. So. Much. slashGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

So. Much. GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it to death. Yeah, there were some things that needed improving, some edges that needed to be smoothed...but over all I am so in love with this show.


(I've already picked my ships. How 'bout the rest of you?)

*One of them surprised me greatly since teacher/student things squick me. But dudes, staring at the teacher while in class so much he's distracted from the lesson? Being THISCLOSE to volunteering for the glee club (because said teacher is the advisor, of course) before peer pressure shuts him down...but then singing "I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE" while IN THE SHOWER? OMFG. So. Much. slashGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

So. Much. GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it to death. Yeah, there were some things that needed improving, some edges that needed to be smoothed...but over all I am so in love with this show.


(I've already picked my ships. How 'bout the rest of you?)

*One of them surprised me greatly since teacher/student things squick me. But dudes, staring at the teacher while in class so much he's distracted from the lesson? Being THISCLOSE to volunteering for the glee club (because said teacher is the advisor, of course) before peer pressure shuts him down...but then singing "I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE" while IN THE SHOWER? OMFG. So. Much. slashGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Argh. I hate ambiguously worded questions.

Do I believe in it? Well, the concept exists, so yeah I believe in the concept.

Do I believe that humans are capable of it? When it comes to SEX? In general, no.

It may sound sexist or as if I am man-bashing...but if we look at it from an evolutionary standpoint, it's just part of the male DNA, his biological imperative, to spread his spunk as far and wide as possible. And while females tend to invest more time/energy into their offspring and (according to biologists) therefore only need the one male, I think it makes a heck of a lot more sense for there to be multiple partners (and thus multiple possible fathers) to assist in providing for the family unit.**

(Or, that could just be my kinky brain trying to promote a more widespread acceptance and/or adoption of polyamorous polyandry. *wink*)

Now, that's not to say that I don't know a dozen people who've been married to (or dating exclusively) ONE PERSON for years upon years and neither of them have strayed (or so they say).

Unfortunately, for every ONE of them that I truly believe, I know THREE others who just don't have it in them. I gotta say, I might be one of them.

To me, sex is sex; it's a biological function.

But love? Love is what matters.

(**And of course this only applies to heterosexual relationships. I'll leave the homosexual argument up to someone who's had more experience with it than I have...because I know not everyone believes, like I do, that sex is sex and the parts don't matter.)

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That being said:

Your challenge flisters (if you choose to accept it) is to crawl into the mind of your favorite character (or the one you write most often), ferret out exactly what you think they believe, and post me comment fic AS THEM in order to give me their answer!

Argh. I hate ambiguously worded questions.

Do I believe in it? Well, the concept exists, so yeah I believe in the concept.

Do I believe that humans are capable of it? When it comes to SEX? In general, no.

It may sound sexist or as if I am man-bashing...but if we look at it from an evolutionary standpoint, it's just part of the male DNA, his biological imperative, to spread his spunk as far and wide as possible. And while females tend to invest more time/energy into their offspring and (according to biologists) therefore only need the one male, I think it makes a heck of a lot more sense for there to be multiple partners (and thus multiple possible fathers) to assist in providing for the family unit.**

(Or, that could just be my kinky brain trying to promote a more widespread acceptance and/or adoption of polyamorous polyandry. *wink*)

Now, that's not to say that I don't know a dozen people who've been married to (or dating exclusively) ONE PERSON for years upon years and neither of them have strayed (or so they say).

Unfortunately, for every ONE of them that I truly believe, I know THREE others who just don't have it in them. I gotta say, I might be one of them.

To me, sex is sex; it's a biological function.

But love? Love is what matters.

(**And of course this only applies to heterosexual relationships. I'll leave the homosexual argument up to someone who's had more experience with it than I have...because I know not everyone believes, like I do, that sex is sex and the parts don't matter.)

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That being said:

Your challenge flisters (if you choose to accept it) is to crawl into the mind of your favorite character (or the one you write most often), ferret out exactly what you think they believe, and post me comment fic AS THEM in order to give me their answer!

Argh. I hate ambiguously worded questions.

Do I believe in it? Well, the concept exists, so yeah I believe in the concept.

Do I believe that humans are capable of it? When it comes to SEX? In general, no.

It may sound sexist or as if I am man-bashing...but if we look at it from an evolutionary standpoint, it's just part of the male DNA, his biological imperative, to spread his spunk as far and wide as possible. And while females tend to invest more time/energy into their offspring and (according to biologists) therefore only need the one male, I think it makes a heck of a lot more sense for there to be multiple partners (and thus multiple possible fathers) to assist in providing for the family unit.**

(Or, that could just be my kinky brain trying to promote a more widespread acceptance and/or adoption of polyamorous polyandry. *wink*)

Now, that's not to say that I don't know a dozen people who've been married to (or dating exclusively) ONE PERSON for years upon years and neither of them have strayed (or so they say).

Unfortunately, for every ONE of them that I truly believe, I know THREE others who just don't have it in them. I gotta say, I might be one of them.

To me, sex is sex; it's a biological function.

But love? Love is what matters.

(**And of course this only applies to heterosexual relationships. I'll leave the homosexual argument up to someone who's had more experience with it than I have...because I know not everyone believes, like I do, that sex is sex and the parts don't matter.)

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That being said:

Your challenge flisters (if you choose to accept it) is to crawl into the mind of your favorite character (or the one you write most often), ferret out exactly what you think they believe, and post me comment fic AS THEM in order to give me their answer!