Confessions of an Adamaniac

(Beware Torchwood spoilers in the comments)

Dearest Asshat Heart Breaker of the Highest Order (aka RTD):

I swear to God, if you don't FUCKING FIX THAT, give us a Mulligan, or hit me with one massive dose of Retcon... I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER again watch anything with your name attached. Ever.

E.
V.
E.
R.

I've lasted almost 4 years without having FOX *spit* programmed into my tv; I'll survive without you, too.

Bastard.

No love,

Bug

What's your opinion of infidelity in romance fiction?

At another forum I belong to, a poster wrote this:

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(copied and pasted, in part as the last sentence requested that other posters tell them which books to avoid)

This was my response:
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So, flisters: Let it fly. What are YOUR thoughts on the matter?

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

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(Got this as a link elsewhere, and wasn't sure if you guys had seen it!)

Edited to Add: I have this really short McCoy/Kirk drabbly thing that I will want betaed tomorrow night (not that I'll post it anywhere but here, mind you)...plus maybe an RPS Adam/David Boreanaz seriously kinky fic. Anyone up to tackling those? If so, let me know which one. I'll need an input/style beta for the second as well as Grammar Nazi for each. THANKS! *kisses*

Ganked from kueble

I love looking at people's icons, but I don't always *get* them--I often wonder stuff like, "Who's that guy?" or "Where's that quote from?" but I tend not to ask, for various reasons.

Here are my icons. Pick one (or more!) you're curious about, and I'll try to explain it.

Anyone know where I can find some Deadliest Catch RPF? Preferably Josh/Jake HarrisCest...or absolutely ANYTHING (including Het) with Crosby Laveen.

*blink*

*blink*

What? You guys knew I was weird when you signed on as friends.

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Someone entertain me. Link me to porn and such. Or funny pics. Or start a comment fic (two sentences at a time) and see how long it takes us all to finish it.

*yawn*

(Also, icon does not apply. It's just new and I like it.)

EDITED TO ADD:

GraphJam FTW!!!


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Someone entertain me. Link me to porn and such. Or funny pics. Or start a comment fic (two sentences at a time) and see how long it takes us all to finish it.

*yawn*

(Also, icon does not apply. It's just new and I like it.)

EDITED TO ADD:

GraphJam FTW!!!


see more Funny Graphs

Someone entertain me. Link me to porn and such. Or funny pics. Or start a comment fic (two sentences at a time) and see how long it takes us all to finish it.

*yawn*

(Also, icon does not apply. It's just new and I like it.)

EDITED TO ADD:

GraphJam FTW!!!


see more Funny Graphs

Had to use my Major Mitchell Icon...

considering I went to AREA 51!

Well, okay...so I only got as far as the "Do not go any further or we will shoot your ass dead" sign (that was 15 miles down a deserted dirt road that started out 60+ miles from NOWHERE TO BEGIN WITH) but still. AREA 51! See:

( Cut to spare those on dial-up )

Had to use my Major Mitchell Icon...

considering I went to AREA 51!

Well, okay...so I only got as far as the "Do not go any further or we will shoot your ass dead" sign (that was 15 miles down a deserted dirt road that started out 60+ miles from NOWHERE TO BEGIN WITH) but still. AREA 51! See:

( Cut to spare those on dial-up )

Had to use my Major Mitchell Icon...

considering I went to AREA 51!

Well, okay...so I only got as far as the "Do not go any further or we will shoot your ass dead" sign (that was 15 miles down a deserted dirt road that started out 60+ miles from NOWHERE TO BEGIN WITH) but still. AREA 51! See:

( Cut to spare those on dial-up )

I used YAM SHIRATAKI noodles for this, not the tofu ones...as well as vegetarian KUNG PAO sauce (there was only a Hoisin option).

Shirataki Tofu Stir Fry Recipe

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I used YAM SHIRATAKI noodles for this, not the tofu ones...as well as vegetarian KUNG PAO sauce (there was only a Hoisin option).

Shirataki Tofu Stir Fry Recipe

Posted using ShareThis

I used YAM SHIRATAKI noodles for this, not the tofu ones...as well as vegetarian KUNG PAO sauce (there was only a Hoisin option).

Shirataki Tofu Stir Fry Recipe

Posted using ShareThis

*phone rings*

Bug: Good morning! Octapharma Plasma Incorporated, this is Bug. We're open till 4:30 today, how may I help you?

Clueless Callers x 4: What time do you close today?

Bug: 4:30! *face/palm*

I swear, it was like a scene right out of Empire Records...only it's so definitely NOT Rex Manning Day.

*phone rings*

Bug: Good morning! Octapharma Plasma Incorporated, this is Bug. We're open till 4:30 today, how may I help you?

Clueless Callers x 4: What time do you close today?

Bug: 4:30! *face/palm*

I swear, it was like a scene right out of Empire Records...only it's so definitely NOT Rex Manning Day.

*phone rings*

Bug: Good morning! Octapharma Plasma Incorporated, this is Bug. We're open till 4:30 today, how may I help you?

Clueless Callers x 4: What time do you close today?

Bug: 4:30! *face/palm*

I swear, it was like a scene right out of Empire Records...only it's so definitely NOT Rex Manning Day.

The AC quit working, and it's nothing that Shane knows how to fix (good thing he didn't actually pay for THAT program/class).

The apt. mgmnt. co. can't have anyone here until Tuesday or Wednesday.

Fuck this. I'm moving to Portland before next summer.

The AC quit working, and it's nothing that Shane knows how to fix (good thing he didn't actually pay for THAT program/class).

The apt. mgmnt. co. can't have anyone here until Tuesday or Wednesday.

Fuck this. I'm moving to Portland before next summer.

The AC quit working, and it's nothing that Shane knows how to fix (good thing he didn't actually pay for THAT program/class).

The apt. mgmnt. co. can't have anyone here until Tuesday or Wednesday.

Fuck this. I'm moving to Portland before next summer.

So. Much. GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it to death. Yeah, there were some things that needed improving, some edges that needed to be smoothed...but over all I am so in love with this show.


(I've already picked my ships. How 'bout the rest of you?)

*One of them surprised me greatly since teacher/student things squick me. But dudes, staring at the teacher while in class so much he's distracted from the lesson? Being THISCLOSE to volunteering for the glee club (because said teacher is the advisor, of course) before peer pressure shuts him down...but then singing "I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE" while IN THE SHOWER? OMFG. So. Much. slashGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

So. Much. GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it to death. Yeah, there were some things that needed improving, some edges that needed to be smoothed...but over all I am so in love with this show.


(I've already picked my ships. How 'bout the rest of you?)

*One of them surprised me greatly since teacher/student things squick me. But dudes, staring at the teacher while in class so much he's distracted from the lesson? Being THISCLOSE to volunteering for the glee club (because said teacher is the advisor, of course) before peer pressure shuts him down...but then singing "I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE" while IN THE SHOWER? OMFG. So. Much. slashGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

So. Much. GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it to death. Yeah, there were some things that needed improving, some edges that needed to be smoothed...but over all I am so in love with this show.


(I've already picked my ships. How 'bout the rest of you?)

*One of them surprised me greatly since teacher/student things squick me. But dudes, staring at the teacher while in class so much he's distracted from the lesson? Being THISCLOSE to volunteering for the glee club (because said teacher is the advisor, of course) before peer pressure shuts him down...but then singing "I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE" while IN THE SHOWER? OMFG. So. Much. slashGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Argh. I hate ambiguously worded questions.

Do I believe in it? Well, the concept exists, so yeah I believe in the concept.

Do I believe that humans are capable of it? When it comes to SEX? In general, no.

It may sound sexist or as if I am man-bashing...but if we look at it from an evolutionary standpoint, it's just part of the male DNA, his biological imperative, to spread his spunk as far and wide as possible. And while females tend to invest more time/energy into their offspring and (according to biologists) therefore only need the one male, I think it makes a heck of a lot more sense for there to be multiple partners (and thus multiple possible fathers) to assist in providing for the family unit.**

(Or, that could just be my kinky brain trying to promote a more widespread acceptance and/or adoption of polyamorous polyandry. *wink*)

Now, that's not to say that I don't know a dozen people who've been married to (or dating exclusively) ONE PERSON for years upon years and neither of them have strayed (or so they say).

Unfortunately, for every ONE of them that I truly believe, I know THREE others who just don't have it in them. I gotta say, I might be one of them.

To me, sex is sex; it's a biological function.

But love? Love is what matters.

(**And of course this only applies to heterosexual relationships. I'll leave the homosexual argument up to someone who's had more experience with it than I have...because I know not everyone believes, like I do, that sex is sex and the parts don't matter.)

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That being said:

Your challenge flisters (if you choose to accept it) is to crawl into the mind of your favorite character (or the one you write most often), ferret out exactly what you think they believe, and post me comment fic AS THEM in order to give me their answer!

Argh. I hate ambiguously worded questions.

Do I believe in it? Well, the concept exists, so yeah I believe in the concept.

Do I believe that humans are capable of it? When it comes to SEX? In general, no.

It may sound sexist or as if I am man-bashing...but if we look at it from an evolutionary standpoint, it's just part of the male DNA, his biological imperative, to spread his spunk as far and wide as possible. And while females tend to invest more time/energy into their offspring and (according to biologists) therefore only need the one male, I think it makes a heck of a lot more sense for there to be multiple partners (and thus multiple possible fathers) to assist in providing for the family unit.**

(Or, that could just be my kinky brain trying to promote a more widespread acceptance and/or adoption of polyamorous polyandry. *wink*)

Now, that's not to say that I don't know a dozen people who've been married to (or dating exclusively) ONE PERSON for years upon years and neither of them have strayed (or so they say).

Unfortunately, for every ONE of them that I truly believe, I know THREE others who just don't have it in them. I gotta say, I might be one of them.

To me, sex is sex; it's a biological function.

But love? Love is what matters.

(**And of course this only applies to heterosexual relationships. I'll leave the homosexual argument up to someone who's had more experience with it than I have...because I know not everyone believes, like I do, that sex is sex and the parts don't matter.)

*********************

That being said:

Your challenge flisters (if you choose to accept it) is to crawl into the mind of your favorite character (or the one you write most often), ferret out exactly what you think they believe, and post me comment fic AS THEM in order to give me their answer!

Argh. I hate ambiguously worded questions.

Do I believe in it? Well, the concept exists, so yeah I believe in the concept.

Do I believe that humans are capable of it? When it comes to SEX? In general, no.

It may sound sexist or as if I am man-bashing...but if we look at it from an evolutionary standpoint, it's just part of the male DNA, his biological imperative, to spread his spunk as far and wide as possible. And while females tend to invest more time/energy into their offspring and (according to biologists) therefore only need the one male, I think it makes a heck of a lot more sense for there to be multiple partners (and thus multiple possible fathers) to assist in providing for the family unit.**

(Or, that could just be my kinky brain trying to promote a more widespread acceptance and/or adoption of polyamorous polyandry. *wink*)

Now, that's not to say that I don't know a dozen people who've been married to (or dating exclusively) ONE PERSON for years upon years and neither of them have strayed (or so they say).

Unfortunately, for every ONE of them that I truly believe, I know THREE others who just don't have it in them. I gotta say, I might be one of them.

To me, sex is sex; it's a biological function.

But love? Love is what matters.

(**And of course this only applies to heterosexual relationships. I'll leave the homosexual argument up to someone who's had more experience with it than I have...because I know not everyone believes, like I do, that sex is sex and the parts don't matter.)

*********************

That being said:

Your challenge flisters (if you choose to accept it) is to crawl into the mind of your favorite character (or the one you write most often), ferret out exactly what you think they believe, and post me comment fic AS THEM in order to give me their answer!

As recced by pali167:

I'm On A Ship!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaaaa

*breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaaaaaa

*snort*

(Do not click if you do not want to be spoiled for the new Star Trek movie).

As recced by pali167:

I'm On A Ship!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaaaa

*breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaaaaaa

*snort*

(Do not click if you do not want to be spoiled for the new Star Trek movie).

As recced by pali167:

I'm On A Ship!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaaaa

*breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaaaaaa

*snort*

(Do not click if you do not want to be spoiled for the new Star Trek movie).

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*wibble*

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*wibble*

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*wibble*

I need a Kirk/McCoy icon. Please to be reccing (or making me one) plz flist.

Also, who had the "James T. Smirk" one. I want that.

I need a Kirk/McCoy icon. Please to be reccing (or making me one) plz flist.

Also, who had the "James T. Smirk" one. I want that.

I need a Kirk/McCoy icon. Please to be reccing (or making me one) plz flist.

Also, who had the "James T. Smirk" one. I want that.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*see icon for which show I'm pissed about*

Also, has that icon always been spelled wrong? *face/palm* Need to fix that ASAP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*see icon for which show I'm pissed about*

Also, has that icon always been spelled wrong? *face/palm* Need to fix that ASAP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*see icon for which show I'm pissed about*

Also, has that icon always been spelled wrong? *face/palm* Need to fix that ASAP

OH YEAH!

One caveat, however: If Adam isn't in it, I won't watch it.

OH YEAH!

One caveat, however: If Adam isn't in it, I won't watch it.

OH YEAH!

One caveat, however: If Adam isn't in it, I won't watch it.

Forgot to mention that I bought myself an ebook reader for Christmas (thanks to delphia2000, who--forever and a day ago--raved about hers) and have been spending a lot of time on that. Especially long, lazy days off. Like today.

Have managed to FINALLY figure out how to put fanfics I want to read onto it (and not just the stuff I buy) (or toreent)...but am in the mood for something different. So, I'm looking for book recs.

Preferably erotic ones (the more sex, the better...but not at the expense of a good story, please), and not just the Hoyay kind. But if it's het it needs to be hella kinky.

Anybody have any suggestions?

Forgot to mention that I bought myself an ebook reader for Christmas (thanks to delphia2000, who--forever and a day ago--raved about hers) and have been spending a lot of time on that. Especially long, lazy days off. Like today.

Have managed to FINALLY figure out how to put fanfics I want to read onto it (and not just the stuff I buy) (or toreent)...but am in the mood for something different. So, I'm looking for book recs.

Preferably erotic ones (the more sex, the better...but not at the expense of a good story, please), and not just the Hoyay kind. But if it's het it needs to be hella kinky.

Anybody have any suggestions?

Forgot to mention that I bought myself an ebook reader for Christmas (thanks to delphia2000, who--forever and a day ago--raved about hers) and have been spending a lot of time on that. Especially long, lazy days off. Like today.

Have managed to FINALLY figure out how to put fanfics I want to read onto it (and not just the stuff I buy) (or toreent)...but am in the mood for something different. So, I'm looking for book recs.

Preferably erotic ones (the more sex, the better...but not at the expense of a good story, please), and not just the Hoyay kind. But if it's het it needs to be hella kinky.

Anybody have any suggestions?

Right, so who else is participating and are you approaching it like NaNo?

I've got eleven (one for each day)--but no matter how hard I tried--I couldn't stick to the 1000 word min per day goal I set for myself. I was lucky to get 100-500 for each (unless I manage to churn out a ton of wordage in the next two weeks).

...but instead of going back and posting them daily I think I will wait and post them all as one big post on the 31st. Or maybe a few small ones grouped by fandom.

(As requested: mmom INFO)

Right, so who else is participating and are you approaching it like NaNo?

I've got eleven (one for each day)--but no matter how hard I tried--I couldn't stick to the 1000 word min per day goal I set for myself. I was lucky to get 100-500 for each (unless I manage to churn out a ton of wordage in the next two weeks).

...but instead of going back and posting them daily I think I will wait and post them all as one big post on the 31st. Or maybe a few small ones grouped by fandom.

(As requested: mmom INFO)

Right, so who else is participating and are you approaching it like NaNo?

I've got eleven (one for each day)--but no matter how hard I tried--I couldn't stick to the 1000 word min per day goal I set for myself. I was lucky to get 100-500 for each (unless I manage to churn out a ton of wordage in the next two weeks).

...but instead of going back and posting them daily I think I will wait and post them all as one big post on the 31st. Or maybe a few small ones grouped by fandom.

(As requested: mmom INFO)