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October 4th, 2012

Chicago Fire

Demon In Armani by animegurl65


Got to see the first ep on a movie theater screen, 3rd row (on purpose) and yeah. New ship.

October 28th, 2011

Writer's Block: R.I.P

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
What do you want done with your body after you die?

If it's any time soon (heaven forbid), I want my organs to go to someone that needs them.
If I die of something rare, I want my body to go to science (if not something rare, then send me to a body farm).
When it's all said and done, spread my ashes somewhere. Anywhere. Don't keep me in an urn.

And throw a big ass party...but remember: I'll haunt the lame-o's that threw it if at least one person doesn't get arrested.

June 15th, 2011

I love my Kid

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
The anchor screw holding up one side of the towel/toiletries shelf in our bathroom came loose. I didn't want it to rip a hole out of the drywall, so I held it up and asked Slade to bring me a screwdriver.

He brought me this.


GLEE! (Finn)
My favorite contender for The Glee Project...his name is Cameron Mitchell.

Cameron. Mitchell.

Cameron FREAKING Mitchell.

It's fate, peeps.

(This post will only make sense to SG-1 fans. Sorry.)

June 14th, 2011

The Glee Project

GLEE! (Finn)
So, who's watching it?

Lots of interesting kids there. Plenty of potential. Possible connections easily drawn to current characters, and I must say I can't wait to see how it all works out.

Kinda confused though; Ryan's mentioned that the ND kids will eventually graduate and that he needs to think about new blood to carry the show...but this winner only gets a 7 episode arc? You'd think he should be looking for a whole slew of new kids to replace the old ones (pun intended).

I'm rooting for Mattaeus (even though he could be Artie's brother in some ways) or Cameron. Ah hell. Who am I kidding? I'm totally pulling for Cameron to win it all, and actually end up on the show longer. Can't help it; it's the not-so-sekrit Geek in me, and that's what he appeals to. I even have a back-story written for him in my head--so if *I* can do that, the ACTUAL writers better be inspired.

Ellis has potential given she perpetually looks 12 (wouldn't have to write her out for a long while). Samuel is smokin' hot and Puck could use the competition (and he looks like Lenny, which is NEVER a bad thing). Damien is ADORABLE and I want to roll around in his accent all day. Bryce is cute, too (and we need a new Rutherford). Alex is all...wow, that voice (can he be Mercedes' cousin? Or Az's--which...omg fic bunny brb.)

Okay. Where was I?

Lindsey is the REAL Rachel Berry IMHO (and that was not meant as a compliment). Hannah is meh. Marissa is boring. McKinley (sp?) is beautiful but kinda forgettable (seriously, I had to re-watch parts of the show to figure her name out). Emily annoys the shit out of me (besides, Naya does everything you can do BETTER, baby).

All in all, given the way things were presented and edited, and how things sounded, I agree with the judges' choice to send home.

(Plus, you just knew Damien's changing the lyrics to "I Wish I *WAS* Jesse's Girl" tickled Ryan to death...even if it was accidental.)

Anyway, tell me which person you're backing in the comments.

June 11th, 2011


Camelot Gawain/Kay

Other musings behind the cutCollapse )

June 7th, 2011

Oh Happy Day!

Covert Affairs OT3 (Annie/Ben/Jai)
Season premieres for White Collar & Covert Affairs -- plus, episode 3 of Primeval!

I am on OT3 overload!!!

(Totally makes up for the shit day at work...)

May 30th, 2011


Demon In Armani by animegurl65
Work's been kicking my ass--had an internal audit and a surprise inspection and the whole place seems to be falling down around me. When crisis hits, everyone forgets anything newer than 12 months old (SOP changes constantly) and their brains reset to factory default settings or something. I actually listened to one employee answer an SOP related question with a procedure we haven't used in THREE FUCKING YEARS. WTF??? *face/palm*

My only refuge has been drowning in back-eps of Primeval that I've been holding off on watching. See, my favorite characters have a habit of getting killed. First Captain Ryan, then Stephen (Cutter was sorta meh, whatever)...so I couldn't bring myself to watch anymore when I fell HARD for Captain Becker. Couldn't watch past the first 3 eps of S3 (kinda how I haven't actually watched the Torchwood Episode That Didn't Really Happen). Anyway, yeah--seriously, totally, 100% in lust with Ben Mansfield. Looks like a Brit has finally replaced the Aussies!

So, with that in mind: Anyone have any "Becker/ANYONE EXCEPT JESS" fic recs? Would ADORE BEYOND IMAGINING a Becker/Connor/Abby fic, if you guys know of one (and of COURSE I'd find an OT3). Gonna look through beckerconnor and beckermattslash to see what I find.

Wish me luck!

(Gonna have to save the 1000+ entries I've missed on you guys for the weekend. Got the first ep of S5 to watch. Yay! *licks monitor*)

(Also, I need to find a .gif of Becker as Connor's back up when he went to pick up Rex from the guy trying to sell him on the internet. HOT!)

(And I need a couple Becker icons, too.)

Oh, and for those of you who have NO IDEA what I am talking about...this is Becker:

Click to embiggen. And trust me, you want to.

May 14th, 2011

You know you watch entirely too much TV when you see a missing person's bulletin for less than a half second and immediately recognize the NON-CREDITED face of Jimmy, from Showtime's Gigolos.

Props to TPTB for actually using someone/something from/at somewhere in Las Vegas on their show for once (unless it was completely by accident, which is probably the case).

You know, the pouring rain every 3rd episode irritates me...'cause that Just. Doesn't. Happen. Sure, we'll get a terrible storm every couple of months (if we're lucky) but for the most part it only happens in a small section of the city (kinda like it raining in The Bronx, but with the most beautiful clear-blue sky in Manhattan). And where the hell is all this green stuff I keep seeing on the screen? I think people call them "trees" and maybe "grass." I've never seen so much of it, except on a golf course, or up at Mt. Charleston.

(Also, please try to forget that I even mentioned watching Gigolos. It's horrible. Except, I have an enormous crush on Steven. *sigh* ~looks at empty bank account~ *sigh again* Oh, and I think I used to know Jimmy. Only, I don't think that was his name...)

Grrr. Argh. Pirates Rock!

I've been looking for the original post for this so if anyone knows who made it I would appreciate the info.

Forgot to add: In other news, I cut my hair again. It's now a realllllllly short inverted bob. It's stacked really high in the back but the front only reaches my chin. Will post a pic after I've colored it and gotten highlights.

May 10th, 2011


Karofsky Only Human
Dear Max Adler:

I love you and your ridiculously talented face. Please, don't ever stop acting.

Yours Forever,


Well, Fuck.

Does anyone know if there are any plans to do an SGU direct to DVD or movie or whatnot?

Cut, "cause I"m about to go off...Collapse )

May 4th, 2011


"How many more gay people does God have to create before we ask ourselves whether or not God actually wants them around?"

-- Steve Simon, Minnesota Lawmaker, in his speech on why a gay marriage ban should not be added to the state constitution.

There"s a comment on the Yahoo! post that I want to quote, because I think it"s insightful and logical.Collapse )

To add another point: I think the "state's rights" issue was put to bed in the 1860's.

May 1st, 2011

Watching Game of Thrones and drooling over Jason again...but was side tracked with being pissed at FOX *spit* again because I finally figured out where I remembered Nikolaj Coster-Waldau from. New Amsterdam.

April 30th, 2011

Fan Service, fo' sho'!

How much do I love that Castiel could not complete the sentence, "I was never in your ass, Dean."

April 27th, 2011

(no subject)

Ronnie/Ben Laughing
So two things:

1.) I am a Cool Nerd Queen

NerdTests.com says I"m a Cool Nerd Queen.  Click here to take the Nerd Test, get geeky images and jokes, and talk to others on the nerd forum!

2.) I laughed so hard I nearly pissed my pants and now I have a horrendous cramp in my side after reading Damn You Auto Correct!! It's funnier than Texts From last Night.

April 26th, 2011

Waiting SUCKS.

Karofsky Only Human
OMG. Do you know how hard it is to avoid the internet? I'm trying so so so so hard to keep away from an accidental spoilers for Glee so I am not going to check my flist, or my email--and GOD FORBID going anywhere near Twitter or Tumbler--for the next 3 hours.

That's right, the ever-hungry-for-more-info spoiler WHORE doesn't want to be spoiled (any more than she is already) for tonight's ep. Color me surprised as well.

Seriously, is it 8 yet? Well, for some of you it is (fuckers;I hate you all) but it's only 5:12 here. I HATE WAITING!!!

(*eyes Internet TruckTM*)

April 19th, 2011

It has BEGUN!

You guys read my last post, right?

So, at 2:10 PM I logged onto the internet here at work. At exactly 2:14 PDT I reloaded (F5) the livejournal page.

This is what happened:

Not for the faint-heartedCollapse )

Coincidence? I think not.*

*Maybe there is more to these attacks on LJ?

3 days till Judgement Day.

Does anyone know what today is? April 19, 2011.

*SKYNET becomes aware of itself.

You know, when the British named their military defense satellite system this, I thought they were just having a laugh...being ironic in that very British way and ha ha, nothing self-fulfilling about that, right?

First: Why tempt fate like that?

And Second: What if someone came back from the future to give us the plot for those movies as a more palatable way of digesting what's ACTUALLY going to happen? That all other attempts to warn us went unheeded or laughed at? (No one listens to Chicken Little, after all. Or wait, maybe it's the boy that cried, "Wolf." Whatever.) And that somehow the British Military (all World's Militaries, for that matter) was infiltrated to make sure that some version of Skynet was created?

Tack on the recent Jeopardy challenge and how eerie it was to see a computer that--well, for lack of a better word--intelligent (as in thinking for itself) and I have to admit I'm a little freaked out.

Let's see how things unfold for the next few days. We'll know for sure April 21st.

(Not really paranoid, guys. This is just how fandom and real-life collide.)

(Although, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't actually watching you!)

*Rescheduled in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles from the movie timeline.

April 17th, 2011

Duran Duran @ Coachella

Not gonna lie: John Taylor STILL does it for me, almost 3 decades later.

Also, once again I feel old...except, I am RIDICULOUSLY excited to see She Wants Revenge later so I think that earns me back some cred, right?

I wonder who the TBA artist for 10:30 on channel 1 will be?


Edited to add: Annoying chick is annoying. Didn't anyone tell her back-up singers are supposed to be IN THE BACK?

Edited to add2: OMG Ana Matronic from Scissor Sisters on stage with them!! Okay, that chick can STAY!

Edited to add3: talk about emotional whiplash--First encore was a John Barry tribute (with View to a Kill) *sniff* and last song *hyperventilates* GIRLS ON FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite! *flails*

So, yeah, evidently I am 13 yrs old again.


FINAL EDIT: Watching that was so much fun I'm glad they stayed for the encores. I'm thinking I need to be there next year

I feel so old.

Letting the kid watch Power Rangers now, and he's mainlining it--making up for all the eps he wasn't allowed to see until now. *sigh*

So, they're rated Y7 but I wasn't ever comfortable with that and just waited till I felt he was mature enough for it.

I'll say one thing about it: Makes me wax nostalgic for Starblazers, Voltron, and G-Force. Yeah, I watched other, similar, shows at the time, but these three? They were my shit, yo. I've got Voltron and Starblazers, but I've never been able to get my hands on G-Force.

I think I'm going back to youtube...


After they took down all my fanvids (and thousands of other users') I never thought of Youtube as anything other than a place to watch funny shit and maybe ogle some hotties.

So, yeah. I *might* have a modicum of respect for them now that I found out they were live-streaming Coachella. Why the hell didn't any of my flist let me know about this?

Watching Scissor Sisters right now, and damn that looks like one hell of a show!

April 16th, 2011

Grrr. Argh.

Daniel/Cam/Vala OT3
Dear E-book Readers:

When a publisher or book-selling website allows you to tag a particular title with keywords, PLEASE DO IT RIGHT.

I just wasted $5 on a book that sounded really good, and had decent reviews, because it was tagged as "M/M/F." Unfortunately, this tag was not correct. It was, in fact, an "M/F/M" book, which is an entirely different genre altogether, thank you very much. One that I choose not to partake in because I, dear reader, prefer that my triangles be equilateral--as in it actually has the "M/M" part of "M/M/F."

If it is straight menage, with no boy-sexing, IT IS NOT "M/M/F". Damnit.

No Love,


(FYI: Yes the book was decent, but would have been so much better IMHO, had there been equal opportunity loving between all the participants. No offense to the writer--that will remain anonymous--but if I'd known it was hetero-menage, I would have chosen another book.)
So, I think I mentioned I finally got a laptop...but most of the past month has been spent using it as a DVD player and e-reader (for saved fics and books) as I don't have a wireless plan.

Before you think I drag the thing around everywhere with some sort of LAN cable attached, I must of course tell ya'll that my HOUSE is set up as a wireless network, with a cable modem and all, but I thought it didn't get access anywhere else.


Slade wanted to go to the McD's play place and I knew I'd be bored shitless, so I carted the 'puter with me to watch SPN (ha! too loud) or read--and OMG ya'll I have Teh Interwebz!!!! Evidently McD's has some sort of public wireless access!

(No, I am not really that clueless. I know the Library has this option; I've just never had the opportunity to use it. It just amused and pleased me to no end to find out McD's does, too!)

I think I need a "duh!" icon now.

April 12th, 2011

Hawaii Five-O

Danny/Steve Honey I'm Home Hawaii Five-O
OMG. The amount of coda and missing scene fic has blown up my friends page.

I contemplated writing something but now I'm not sure. I'm DYING to read the fics first...but I hate that whole influence-issue.

Gah. Off to find an icon. (I want one of Danny doing THAT THING and then Steve smiling down at him. Yeah it was the other way around, but I don't care.)

April 7th, 2011

Prompt Me

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
Spent entirely too much time perusing word lists/prompts and was not inspired by what I found.

So, to that end, I need one word prompts please. 20 of them (one per person unless I don't get enough in the next 5 days and then I'll ask for more).

My plan is to write 20 Steve/Danny kissing drabbles (100 words, exactly) in the next 10 days. I'm hoping I'll also be inspired to finish this damn fic that's way past due but just doesn't want to come together.

Go ahead: Prompt me!

This entry was originally posted at http://bugchicklv.dreamwidth.org/617.html. Please comment there using OpenID.

April 6th, 2011

Anyone seen the wagon?

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
Right, so I'm gonna give this a try--DW as a back up in case LJ can't get it's shit together. My layout there is all fucked anyway, so I might as well start from scratch. We'll see. I'm just so attached to LJ; new is cool but scary sometimes, you know? (Plus, didn't we all go through this with Insane Journal and something else?)

Please, no one have a heart attack on this, but I'm thinking the layout, etc. for this journal will be Danny/Steve. Need to take a look at what's possible with a free account.

Also, I'm in the process of moving fic to AO3. In preparing to do so, I've come across lots of fic I want to fix first; so it may be a while. As for writing, down the pike I have a(n): RPS Alex/Scott to finish for the Holiday Fic Fest; Alex/Scott PWP (tattoo related); 3 Steve/Danny fics (one of which is a follow-up for "First Rule"); awkward Dave/Blaine hookup; Glee/Greek crossover humorous fic; original fic/essay type thing; plus untold numbers of one sentence beginnings sitting in my "Fic To Write" file.

On LJ, LadyCleo is cranking out some pages to possibly wrap up Copper For A Kiss. A looooong ass time ago I made a promise to myself that if she did that, I'd finish Casino Job. So, the cheerleader and Rayne-Fan in me wants her to finish ('cause I seriously need to know how it all turns out)...but WHEN SHE DOES, that means I have to put my money where my mouth is and do it, too. Crap.

And in case you were wondering, I'm making a concerted effort to post daily...at least a little SOMETHING.


Today, I've been pondering the nature of commenting.

I am a spotty fic-commenter. I don't always reply letting an author know that I liked a fic, mainly because--lately--I prefer to tailor my comments directly to the fic with details about what what written and how it affected (effected?) me. Sure sometimes a "That was hot!" will suffice, but I've been trying to move away from that. Also, I may not know enough about the fandom/characeters/actors to comment right then, and have probably bookmarked it for later commenting. (If it's something I am not into yet, it may be a while. Don't anyone hold their breath, okay?)

At any rate, rest assured that if you are on my LJ flist, I read your fic--even if I don't comment. If you post in the comms I belong to, I probably read it. If it's Dave Karofsky related there's a 90% chance I am reading it. If it's Hawaii Five-O--well, there's just so freaking much of that I'll only read recs from my flisters, names I recognize from other fandoms, authors with reps as awesome writers...and anything rated R or NC-17. (What? Don't judge!)

What about you guys? Do you always comment? Would you rather a bunch of "Good job!" or "That was hot!" comments, or a few really well thought out replies that tell you someone reflected on what they had to say, and how your work affected or influenced them?

This entry was originally posted at http://bugchicklv.dreamwidth.org/351.html. Please comment there using OpenID.

April 5th, 2011

Nowhere NEAR enough Sean Maher on Make It or Break It. I was kinda hoping that, in addition to him being some Gymnastics Bureaucrat, TPTB would put him in a onesie, hanging from the rings as the character coulda been a past-gymnast himself. That woulda been hot.

But, I did love that (last week) his character was the first to call out Emily's mom on how the poor girl didn't even have her own room (when it's HER athletic stipend paying for just about everything); that she needed to be treated like the elite gymnast she is.

April 4th, 2011


Snagged from killerweasel:

Where did 'Steampunk' come from.

Not that I'm some expert in the genre, but I'm not sure I agree with the author's assessment. As someone else mentions in the comments, those examples given are Science Fiction for the time. TO ME, "Steampunk" is more retro than that; it's you or me setting a story in the past and giving the characters science and inventions not thought of at that time...not a "present" era plot with futuristic elements.

IDK how to put it into words better, but as a comparison -- I don't think Jules Verne did Steampunk. He wrote Science Fiction. Wild, Wild West on the other hand is probably the best example of what I'd consider Steampunk. But then again, I see the argument for a story like that Sky Captain movie (except that, for some reason, my brain refuses to process the story as happening at any time but in the past--which may be an incorrect assumption but somehow it works and still fits my definition).

And yet, I can probably shoehorn any fic with the Genii trying to figure out/use Stargate/Ancient technology.


So confusing.

What do you think?

April 1st, 2011


Okay, now that was some funneh stuff.

March 30th, 2011


What the hell? Did anyone else's LJ layout spontaneously change?

Mine used to be a purple themed background/boxes with a header of Marcus Hamilton at the top. For some odd reason, it's plain old blue-ish now. I figured out which one I used to have, sorta. I don't remember the specific settings for the middle and side column sizes, or the font. And of course I don't know where I parked my header. And I'm thinking I had a style sheet that someone designed for me (html). Gah. So frustrating. I hope that if it *IS* a server issue, that my mucking about with it won't keep the old style from "spontaneously" coming back just right. Otherwise, I don't know how I'm going to get my Marcus Hamilton header back. I didn't back it up...

No, I don't owe LJ anything. I'm good till September at least.

OMG. I fucked it up more trying to fix it. I don't even know how to get it back to the way I had it! Someone help, please?!

March 26th, 2011


RIP Geraldine Ferraro.

March 8th, 2011


OMG Seriously, Santana. My heart, it hurts so much.

(WTF is up with that anyway? I don't DO femslash, but these girls. ♥ ____ ♥ <---*hearts in my eyes*)

Also, as if we didn't already know this, Burt is the Best. Dad. Ever. That said...spoilersCollapse )

March 3rd, 2011

Seriously, I want this naow:

Conan the Barbarian in 3D Publicity StillSee More Conan the Barbarian in 3D Publicity Still at IGN.com

Half Nekkid Ronon Conan, yes please!

(And when he has time, for Jason to guest star on Hawaii Five-O as well.)

February 27th, 2011

Do you know what today is?

Not that he'd actually see it, but:

Happy Birthday Adam!

Cable TV and Field Trips.

Karofsky Only Human
So, point the first: Camelot. I watched it, liked it a lot, but I canNOT get over how much Arthur and Kay look like very young versions of Henry and Charles (the Tudors). As long as Kay sticks around I see lots of potential for slash. Also, Fiennes creeped me out as Merlin. I'm so used to fluffy funny Emrys that it threw me. Oddly, Arthur is still kinda Arthur. Very. Very. Pretty. (Contrary soul that I am, of COURSE I prefer Kay, though.)

B): I'm expecting lots of angry phone calls Tuesday night. From irate parents. I guess I should start at the beginning.

Slade had a field trip and I volunteered to chaperone. Bearenstein Bears musical at UNLV. Anyway, the school bus we rode had a radio and speakers built in. On the way there it was too loud to hear much, but I sat under a speaker on the way back. I hummed along to many of the songs and the little girls that flocked to Slade giggled and asked if I knew the words.

And then Teenage Dream came on.

Belted it out with all those 7 & 8 yr olds who love me like burning now.

But then, one of them asked how someone so OLD knew the words to a "cool" song. Ouch. I could have/should have just said "the radio. I listen to it, too." But my mouth tends to work before my brain does. So I told them from a TV show about a High School chorus. "Like High School Musical?!!!" one of them screeches, practically hyperventilating. "NO!" another counters, grinning excitedly like a loon. "I bet it's like Victorious."

So, yeah I've seen both of these and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I watch what my kid does to make sure it's appropriate, and explain what it necessary. And, in some respects these shows are similar (especially Victorious). So I tell them, "Kinda." At this point my brain kicks in and I try to add a quick disclaimer to set them off the path of a more mature show, "But, these kids are older...." By then I am completely drowned out by the squeals of excitement and laughter and bouncing as one of them googles on her iPhone (really? 8yrs get those?) that it's on Tuesdays and she's texting all of them the time.

Oh. My. God. Isn't this week's ep on Cut for possible spoilersCollapse ) *face/palm* I'm in so, so, SO MUCH trouble.

February 20th, 2011

Ganked from rotschopf

So let me get this straight...Larry King is getting his 8th divorce, Elizabeth Taylor is possibly getting married for the 9th time, Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage, Jesse James and Tiger Woods, while married, were having sex with EVERYONE. Yet, the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage?? Really???

Re-post to your journal if you are proud to support equal rights for ALL.

*Only the kind for crazy people. But, I'm all for equal opportunity torture.

February 18th, 2011

I don't have access to the internet for 3 days, and when I finally sign back on (courtesy a brand new gi-FUCKING-normous new HD screen and fast-as-fuck processor) and discover that I have to go back over 1000 posts to catch up on what I missed!

You peeps are posting machines!

Thank goodness I have the next two days off to catch up (try not to overwhelm me with even more, please).

In the mean time--tell me what I missed. Got any fic recs (McDanno, Kurtofsky, Vamp Diaries OT3)? New pretty menz2 pics to ogle? (Clothing optional appreciated most, thank ewe!) News, gossip, spoilers?

*grabby hands*

(Weight loss update: 15lbs!

Anyone know of a widget to keep track of that like they have for NaNoWriMo? THANKS ArchersAngel!!)

And in sad news, my ex-boss died Monday. He'd been retired for less than 18 months, too. I don't know how his widow is going to cope; they'd been together for over 40 years and absolutely inseparable. They even worked together for the last 25 years! Rest in peace, Pete. The world is a much sadder place without your smile and easy laughter to brighten it up.

February 9th, 2011


Demon In Armani by animegurl65
Your rainbow is slightly shaded red and indigo.


What is says about you: You are a proud person. You appreciate energetic people. Friends count on you for being honest and insightful. You get bored easily and want friends who will keep up with you.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

February 6th, 2011


Kurtofsky (flowers)
Singing, Dancing, HAPPY DAVE was a thing of pure...well, GLEE!!!

(Can't stop flailing and fan-girling over Max and how AWESOME he was in this ep.)

February 2nd, 2011

sd_ldws drabbles. None won; I forfeited in round 4 since I couldn't get my submission in on time. :(

Title: Lilo
Author: bugchicklv
Summary: Danny should have known this wouldn’t go according to plan.
Warnings: A sexual reference and some innuendo

“What row are we in?” Steve asks as they squeeze by an enormous guy wearing a yellow track suit and step over another with stubble more scruffy than his own.

Danny absently scratches at his chin, looks at the ticket stubs and responds, “Well, I’m in row fifteen, you’re in sixteen. Middle seat for both”

“That’s what we get for flying coach,” Steve gripes. “I told you we should have tried for a military transport.”

Danny struggles to put his carry-on in the overhead bin and warily watches the blond across the way argue with her boyfriend, hoping nothing more dramatic than that happens on their return flight. He’s tired and sticky; he itches like crazy and can’t wait to get back to that pineapple-infested hellhole of a jungle he calls home.

“No. With my luck they’d get some sort of emergency mission en route that you, Mr. Super Seal, would volunteer us to help with. And while the bruises and contusions have finally healed, mentally? I’m still not over the last time that happened. Also, how the hell do you pick up accents so fast? Four days in Sydney for a prisoner exchange and you sound like a native.

Steve answers with a smirk, “Talented tongue.”

Danny wasn’t even gonna touch that comment

After the first patch of turbulence, Danny manages to talk the old guy next to Steve into switching seats. After the second, Danny has to convince Steve that twenty-three hours in a simulator does not qualify him to pilot a jumbo jet and promises a blow job for every minute that Steve restrains himself. They’re up to eight when the back of the plane shears off.

Forty-two minutes later Danny is shaking sand out of his hair wondering why this place looks so much like Hawaii.

Title: Kanikau
Author: bugchicklv
Summary: “If I wasn’t a sailor, I wouldn’t be here.”
Warnings: Angst; death of a non-canon character.

Steve thought it ironic that he bravely stood in the line of fire on a frighteningly regular basis, but the sound of those rifles could always make him flinch, even when he knew it was coming. The echo of each round reverberating in his chest, he clinched his fists tightly to fight against the urge to rub his hand over his heart; to ease the weary ache of loss.

Between the volleys, Steve silently mimed the long abandoned but deeply ingrained pacer, “If I wasn’t a sailor, I wouldn’t be here.” Such a small concession on an otherwise painful day, but it pleased him that the next round only began as he ended the refrain.

He dutifully watched as the honor guard folded the pristine flag and handed it with great pomp and circumstance to the woman who had never really known her husband, had never even really tried. The social leverage and the prestige of being an officer’s wife were the only things that she had ever wanted; the man’s need for comfort, affection, security always taking a back seat to her ambition. Steve noticed a lone crocodile tear slide down her cheek and wondered how long it would take before she turned this loss to her advantage, before she pressed to “temporarily” fill his now-vacant seat in the House. He despised her even more as she played the part of heart-broken widow to perfection, basking in the sympathy and condolences of her sycophantic followers.

As the casket was slowly lowered into the ground and the trumpets wailed mournfully, his partner moved closer; the unspoken gesture of support nearly breaking through Steve’s steely façade, nearly breaking Steve

He turned to Danny, this man who had dropped everything to follow Steve to Arlington and patiently stood by as Steve mourned the death of his mentor; as he recounted the numerous ways the Admiral had shaped Steve’s career and molded him into the man, the SEAL, the officer he was today.

Within full view of the military contingent, Steve grabbed Danny’s tie, forcefully pulled the man forward and kissed him.

The silence that settled around them was deafening, but Steve paid them no mind. Today he would heed some long-ignored advice given by a man more a father to him than his own, and followed his heart.

Steve wrapped his arms tightly around his partner and whispered, “Let’s go home, Danno.”

Title: Expectations
Author: bugchicklv
Summary: It was supposed to be a line he never crossed..
Warnings: Sex.

If someone had told him a year ago that he’d eventually be naked in Steve’s bed, his hand wrapped tightly around Steve’s cock, teasing delicious little whimpers from the man as he jacked Steve toward orgasm, he’d have knocked their ass out. Not that it was insulting or anything; Steve was a co-worker, his partner, a line he vowed never to cross.

Only, things didn’t quite work out the way he expected.

Banter so heated and his frustration level at eleven, Danny’d finally had enough. A kiss used like a fist to shut Steve up and the next thing Danny knew they were dry humping in the back seat of his car like high-schoolers--something Danny thought he left behind once he turned sixteen and Maria finally put out, but has since rediscovered the joy of. Watching Steve come in his pants was the second hottest thing he’s ever seen.

The first? Well, he’s getting to that.

Where Danny likes it slow and steady, a gradual buildup to a long, drawn out climax, Steve likes it fast and rough, an intense climb before being shoved off a cliff, screaming. Only, today Danny is in charge and he likes for Steve to come apart in his hands, likes to hear the filthy words that stream from Steve as he fights to maintain control. So, the slow delicious torture continues until Danny’s wrist is sore and Steve is wrecked and finally, finally lets go.

And that? Is the hottest thing Danny has ever seen.


February 1st, 2011

Title: Pupule Po'alima
Author: bugchicklv
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Pairing: Danny/Steve
Prompt: Bodyswap
Rating: M (Mature)
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. If I owned H50, or either man, there'd be a lot more than just subtext.
Author's Notes: Comment Fic word count fail. Clearly, this is all LJ's fault as the character limit is entirely too small. Un-betaed.

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January 26th, 2011

To my flisters in OZ:

Happy Australia Day!

January 25th, 2011

The Horror...

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
OMG. I just watched the first ep of Skins US and seriously, WTF?

So, yeah they kept all the same names. But those characters? WERE NOT the characters I know and love. THAT was not Tony by ANY stretch of the imagination. The UK version was just as manipulative and narcissistic but THIS guy was...IDEK what. More...skeevy? It creeped me out to watch him.

That Chris was just sooo wrong. SO. Wrong.

And where the FUCK is Maxxie? Did we get a replacement character with the lesbian cheerleader instead? On one hand, yay for more lesbians on TV. On the other, boo. Network cop-out? Gimme my Maxxie.

Ya know, I find it odd that I hate this version so much more than I do the US version of Being Human and yet I loved Being Human UK more than I did Skins UK (and WOW that's going to be hard to keep track of).

The new BH positively SHINES by comparison.

Maybe the US should stop ripping off show ideas. I mean, it worked for QAF and The Office...but this was just pure crap.

(And why the hell couldn't the set designers get Tony's duvet? Them in bed together at the end of the ep is not as funny without the naked body appliques. And we are cheated the visual...metaphor(?) about their relationship.)


I want that hour back.

Edited to Add:

Greek, however? BEST. EPISODE. EVER. I ♥ Beaver so much. If TPTB won't fulfill my fondest fantasy and gimme Heath/Beaver then I can think of nothing better than Beaver/Catherine. Srsly. A het ship I can TOTALLY get behind. Oh, and speaking of which: stripper Heath FTMFW!!!

January 23rd, 2011


Danny/Steve I Know You Hawaii Five-O
Finally emailed off my quadruple drabble for this week's prompt at sd_ldws. (Steve/Danny Last Drabble Writer Standing)

I managed to avoid elimination last week with a triple drabble that I am not completely enamored with. Eh, it wasn't horrible--but it was an idea that I wanted to flesh out more and I didn't have that luxury; unfortunately, I had that pesky 300 word limit to adhere to. And I couldn't get anyone to beta it for me (it was a last minute request, so no hard feelings).

But THIS WEEK? I am pretty fucking proud of this week's submission. Which, by way of Cosmic Karma, of course means it will lead to my elimination. But, if that happens I'm okay with it. I'd much rather go out on something I liked than on a less than 100% effort/approval endeavor.

It shouldn't take long for the mods to post all of the 4Xdrabbles for this week. I'm not gonna tell you which one is mine, but go there and vote for the ones you like best. Rules are usually in the voting post (which isn't up yet, but keep an eye out for it--I'll remind everyone later if I have to).

January 18th, 2011

Fatty Fatty 2x4...

Demon In Armani by animegurl65
So, yeah. I need to lose some weight. Like, a lot. I'd be happy to lose 25 lbs, but I am aiming for 50. In six months.

Probably not achievable without extreme dieting and exercising like a fiend, but I am gonna try. My problem is that I'm bulimic--I just forget to purge.

So, I joined Fatsecret.com as SparkDiet just wasn't working for me. I still use their exercise videos though; there's a few routines I can do at work on my break and I don't even have to get out of my chair--provided I'm in one. If I'm running around like a chicken with my head cut off, well that's my exercise for the day.

Wish me luck!

January 16th, 2011

I need a really quick Beta

Danny/Steve Hearts&amp; Argument Hawaii Five
It's H50 crack fic and I need someone who can do grammar and construction while staying within a VERY tight word limit.

Nothing like waiting till the last minute to finish something that's due in about 90 minutes.

January 15th, 2011

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Demon In Armani by animegurl65
Ganked from [info]lmichelle599


What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?


What is the bug that when you touch it, curls into a ball?

Roly Poly  (or, since I used to be an exterminator:  Armadillidium vulgare

What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?

Coke.  I am from Atlanta.  EVERYTHING is "coke."  It just come in different flavors.  No joke.  Where I waited tables you'd go up and ask what someone would want to drink, they'd say "coke" and you'd reply with "what kind?"  The usual answers were:  Regular, Diet, Pibb, Mug, Mellow Yellow, Orange, Grape, and Sprite.  I still do this and it throws people off.

What do you call gym shoes?

Tennis Shoes

What do you say to address a group of people?


What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?

Grand Daddy Long Legs
  (or: Pholcus phalangioides)

What do did you call your grandparents?

Maternal:  Mamaw & Papaw  Paternal:  Pop Pop (grandmother died before I was born)

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?


What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?


What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

The remote.

What do you call the area between the two sides of a boulevard?

Median (?)

Main seating furniture in the living room?

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