You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

So, the half-time show for the Super Bowl (shown on CBS) was for The Who to play their biggest hit--and then the theme songs for three of CBS's biggest shows? Really?

It's just so...incestuous.

I wonder how long CBS has been waiting for that opportunity?

Steve Bacic in those leather pants? Oh. My. God. *dies*

As corny as it sounds, all weekend I found myself singing ABC's "Shoot That Poison Arrow." (through my heaaaaaarrrrt) Damn 80's music.

And where in the HELL can I find ReGenesis slash? Srsly, there's something just so dirtybadwrong about David/Bob. OOH, and I want Fight!Sex with David/Wes...and well, hell--Carlos is GAY. Big Daddy should seriously put a whooping on David since he won't stop being an ass...oh, wait. He just had a melt down (S3E1-2), and needs to be put back together. So, yeah. Still need. Thanks.

(For those wondering, I DID find the Make Me A Supermodel eps--and am in the process of rewatching. I might actually get them done--and by extension the rest of the Bronnie Saga--if only Canadian TV didn't keep beckoning me...)

( OMFG, they're actually going THERE )

***FLAIL***
\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/

Also, I need an interesting, preferably Adam-oriented" "YAY!" icon. Suggestions?

Howard the Duck.

It was free, and I still didn't stay to see the whole damn thing. I have absolutely no idea what happened after about 1/2 way through, and I have absolutely no desire to know.

Just, gah. Horrible, horrible.

( I was wondering... )

Also: I can has Shaw/Casey plz, y/y? Thank ewe.

My kid made the special features on the recently released Star Trek: The Next Generation Motion Picture Collection.

I told you guys about how we were at the finale for the Star Trek experience, right? Well, there was a camera crew there and Slade was in several of the shots for the last showing/ride of the Klingon Encounter. I haven't watched all of the Farewell footage, so we all could be on that as well.

How cool is that?

So, I went to my first ever Hockey Game (as an adult--the last time I was, like...10?) this afternoon.

Yeah, it was for the not-so-good Las Vegas Wranglers, but I had a really good time. LV is, well, what baseball calls a "farm team" for the AHL San Antonio Rampage, which is the minor league team for the NHL's Phoenix Coyotes. A full 25% of our team was called up at some point this season already to play at San Antonio, so most of the really good players are gone. Might explain the 13-14-3 record (but might also say something about our talent pool).

Anyhoo, LV played the Utah Grizzlies, which is the feeder team for the Bridgeport Sound Tigers (??) & Abbotsford Heat (??)...which are the minors for the New York Islanders & Calgary Flames (which, incidentally, when they were the ATLANTA Flames, was the team I watched play at 10). Both are relatively good NHL teams, so they've got talent, too.

Unfortunately, LV is last in their division; with the fewest points scored and the most penalty minutes per game (seriously, only the Alaska Aces, in the rival division of their conference has more PIM)--which, if you know hockey, means that the other teams spend a lot of time in the power play, and have a better chance of scoring...and Utah has the highest PP goal scoring percentage in their conference.

Guess what? LV still beat them; both last night (4-1) and this afternoon (5-3). Whoohoo! That means we're now SECOND in our division. Going again next Friday or Saturday to see them play the Ontario Reign.

There was the requisite fight (our guy bloodied up the other one more = win!), the rally mascot (a giant, green fuzzy thing called, no joke, The Dude. WTF?) tossing out shirts (got my hand on one, but didn't fight hard enough. Me = noob), the ridiculously funny heckling of an ex-player now on the rival team...and lots of overpriced food.

But the best part is when the other team's player comes out of the penalty box and the announcer announces that the Grizzlies are back to full strength...and then the entire crowd screams out: AND YOU STILL SUCK!!!!! *giggle*

So, being that I mange to see the slash in EVERYTHING, you knew I'd find something to comment on. And boy, do I. See, after the Zamboni comes out and slicks up the ice, the goalie, #29 Michael Ouzas proceeds to scuff up the crease (*snicker*), and then crouches down on all fours--only to spread his thighs out like a frog and slide around in said crease. (*sporfle*) Oh, and humps the ice a few times. (*dies*) I'm assuming this was some sort of stretching exercise; all I could think about was who he got to help him with those stretches in the locker room (*flipping through program to find the prettiest one* *forgets it's hockey and if they're playing right, they aren't too pretty, so picks the biggest one--that doesn't look crazy--#5, Chris Frank*) and imagining all the other "warming up" he'd do (and who with), especially during the off season.

There's GOT TO BE Hockey RPS for that, right? Right?

OMG, they have an annual Prison Uniform Night. I have to go for that, too!
OMG²: I forgot to mention how many times I kept thinking of Roman (from AWZ)...and DB Sweeney (from Cutting Edge...TOE PICK!!!)--which cascaded then to Joshua Jackson...and a whole ton of other pretty sk8terbois imagery.

Temporary post where I try to figure out if/how this thing works; just ignore.

(unless you have something you want me to see and don't want to post it publicly or whatnot)

Can any of you Canucks tell me if the final 3 eps of season 3 have aired? The last one that I saw was Ep. 5, "Lovesick," right around Thanksgiving.

There's nothing specific on GlobalTV.com as to a mid-season break, or when/if it's returning (or even if it already aired) but Guardfans.com has at least 3 more eps listed. (Of course, their air-dates are way off, but so are IMDb's--as is their season/ep listing--so I really have no idea what's going on.)

Please to be helping me with necessary Steve Bacic ogling. Thanks!

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And in JOYOUS OMG!YAY! HAPPY news: ( Look who's playing Alcide Herveaux )

Just got a package from Amazon...

THANK YOU bookaddict43!!!

OMG, seriously...THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!

(Anyone who was going to upload The Magnificent Seven for me, thank you--but I got it for Christmahanukwanzakah!)

Yeah, I totally suck at waiting till The Day--Birthday, Christmahanukwanzakah, Un!Birthday, it doesn't matter--to open any gifts.

I had to use my Ronnie/Ben Icon because Ben is straight while Ronnie Gay (IRL. Fanfiction? Well, that's a whole other kettle of fish sausage).

In Kim Dare's Time to Do, Brennan is gay while Rigby is straight...but Brennan finds one of Rigby's "To Do" lists (which seems to have been written several years earlier, they're 20-21 now) and after the silly stuff like "Get Drunk" (which is checked) and "Go Skinny Dipping" (which is not), it says "Have Sex With a Girl" (which has numerous check marks to stand for all the different variations of such).

But to Brennan's surprise, it also has "Have Sex With a Guy." The first step? "Kiss."

So, Brennan kisses him. "No big deal," Rigby says. He knows Brennan's gay and and is cool with it (they've been friends since nursery school). But Brennan is SMART. He manages to talk Rigby into ANOTHER one by telling him that BEING kissed is totally different that GIVING/TAKING the kiss.

Rigby totally falls for it, and this is the part I couldn't help laughing my ass off over, because it might just be the funniest thing I have ever read and seriously sounds like "guy-reasoning":

"It was just a kiss. It was just a straight guy kissing his male best friend. There was nothing strange about that. It couldn’t be too strange, Rigby reassured himself, because right there, right then, the kiss felt sort of right.

...

Homophobic guys were the ones who weren’t comfortable in their own sexuality. Rigby never doubted that. He knew he was entirely comfortable with Brennan being gay because he was completely comfortable being straight.

Brennan gasped into the kiss and lapped at his lips, pleading once more for admittance. For the first time, Rigby realised he was so comfortable with the absolute knowledge he was straight, he could actually get a hard on kissing his best friend. Rigby adjusted the angle of his body so Brennan wouldn’t notice."*

* emphasis mine

*snort*

I'm only on page 13 and LOVING this book.

YAY!!!!!!!

Demonoid is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

OMG ya'll, there totally IS a NaNoEDMo!!! It's in March.

YAY!

First of all: White Collar

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No. Freaking. Way. I don't believe it. I WON'T believe it. It's a trick. Has to be. Their love is too epic for that much deception. Just, no. Unless it's jealousy/he doesn't want to share him with HER and then okay, yeah. Maybe. But then again, no. El wouldn't have any of that, and you know she rules the roost. She'd KNOW. She wouldn't let that happen, and she wouldn't let him get hurt that way (or let HIM hurt him that way).

Second: OMG. Just watched a never aired pilot episode of a show called Man Made. It's kinda like Torchwood crossed with The Middleman. Sorta. Anyway, it had Joe Flanigan (thus, my reason for watching) and Robert Joy (Dr. Sid on CSI: NY)...and I can't tell if this was meant to be cheestastic, but it TOTALLY was. I mean, not to the glorious extent that Middleman was, but still--with this you can tell that Joe's a comedian at heart, and I don't know why he isn't doing more comedy.

Third: *prods way-too-slow download of Once a Thief* I haven't seen the movie, and don't know a damn thing about this tv series/show, but OMG--Ivan Sergei and Nicholas Lea. The PRETTY...oh yeah.

Awwwwww, thanks for all the Virtual Gifts I received today. You guys are awesome.

*Finished Nano. Not as exhilarating as I expected it would be. Prolly cause I have months of editing to do before I let anyone near it and THAT just might be more daunting than writing it. Is there a NaNoEDMo?

*Job sucks. Still. We're killing ourselves daily to up "production" but they keep cutting our hours. Oh well, makes more time for next point...

*Have a new TV show addiction. Thanks Australia, for yet another drama I simply can't do without. First it was Rush (and it's oh so hot Sr. Sgt. Joshua, Callan Mulvey *sigh*) now it's Sea Patrol (and some serious crushin' on Jay Ryan's "Spider"). Gah. Like I need another fandom. (Is there a fandom? I hope so. Boys--and a couple of girls--serving on a Navy patrol vessel. Many of them quite attractive. The fic, it practically writes itself.) Any other suggestions for Aussie Must See TV?

*Oh, and GIP!!!!!! *Licks Neal*

I'm going absolutely crazy trying to remember the name of the song, or the singer (who I think was a Eurovision winner or contestant or something like that, but I think he's Spanish) where, in the video, the (guy) singer is basically being seduced by a couple.

There are scenes of them on the bed, and in the shower (which, if memory serves, was monitor melting). The whole thing was ridiculously hot and I CAN'T FIND IT BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME!!!!!! *cries*

Please, tell me I'm not imagining that I saw this (some time last year, I think).


Thanks!!!

I knew I was shallow, but wow. My only thought on hearing about the CW deciding to air the remaining episodes of The Beautiful Life this summer was, "OMG!YAY! More chances to ogle The Pretty."

By which of course I meant Nico Tortorella and Ben Hollingsworth.

( Click to view pics )

And of course that means more back-story for Cole (which we lack). And more opportunities to figure out how they're gonna hook up in fanfic because, dudes--I don't care that Chris is interested in Lead Girl. There was serious chemistry between Nico and Ben (IMHO) and I can TOTALLY see Cole as Bi, and just devious enough to throw Chris off his game/keep him from taking over as Alpha Male Model...by seducing him.

You've seen it, now ( Click to vote in the poll )

And in other news: as evidenced by my recent television viewing habits, I have apparently regressed 20+ years...and have a renewed fascination with threesomes (see Vampire Diaries Icon).

*facepalm*

Ok, so Bones: ( Read more... )

Jon Bon Jovi? Really?

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*waits for flood of Lexi/Jon/Stefan fanfic*

And this makes a total of 31 states not allowing gay marriage.

Now, had the vote been 89% against it I might not be as pissed (okay, yeah I would but for a different reason). But it's less than 53%. That means a SIGNIFICANT MINORITY, just BARELY UNDER the majority of people will/can have their rights dictated to them by others.

So, you know what? I want a Stoopid People Referendum, where only the smartest 51% of the US population (intelligence levels as decided by me, of course) gets to decide whether the other 49% will be allowed to procreate. I don't want any more idiots diluting to the gene pool.

I just...arg. Nevermind.

5150 / 50000 words. 10% done!

I need a Nano icon. But not the ones they have on the site. Anyone know of some? FOUND SOME at nano_icons

Also, Nano Novel just isn't going to cut it. I think I need a random title generator or something, please.

THANKS!!

No, make that two.

While making breakfast this morning I made the Sig keep his laptop open to take notes for me so that I wouldn't forget any possible scenarios for my Nano Novel as I thought of them.

Then the kid wanted to "play" so he's got his running, too. Kinda helpful since that one is near the bathroom and I can just call out words for him.

Inspiration comes at the oddest times, ya know?

2800 / 50000 words. 6% done!

(well, crap. I can't get my word count widget to show up. HELP!) NEVERMIND!!!

ETA: In case anyone is curious, you can read a short synopsis and an excerpt of what I am surely going to hell for HERE. (All my beta-friends out there, feel free to edit this in a PM as it kinda sucks right now.)

I still can't think of a title yet.

ALSO: Please comment and let me know you're participating as I'd like to make you a "writing buddy."

I'm going to hell, ya'll. For reals.

Damn Nano Bunny.

HOW THE FUCK IS ALL SAINTS DAY NOT PLAYING HERE IN LAS VEGAS?????????????????

*KEYSMASH*

So, I need the names of some MAJOR "Gods." Any religion, past or present.

Don't worry about Gaia, Loki, Zeus, Enki, or Ra.

(In fact, I think I've got Egyptian, Scandinavian, and Greco-Roman pretty much covered...so none of them, please.)

Also, can anyone else think of any other name for the Judeo-Christian/Muslim God of the Bible/Torah/Koran, besides: God, Yahweh, Jehovah or Allah?

(I said this was an odd request.)

So, no trick-or-treaters.

Not. One.

Srsly, I thought moving OUT of an apartment and into a much nicer condo complex would mean a more tightly knit community.

Boy was I Wrong. (Notice how I did that? Wrong, with a capital "W"?)

Anywho, the night was made supremely better by the absolutely adorable Merlin hiding under Arthur's bed scene...how slashworthy was Arthur's almost panic at the thought of Merlin having been under there for quite some time? Makes a girl wonder what he might have said or done, and...

*stabs drabble bunny*

No.

Also, I have a nit to pick with SPN...

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See my new icon? The CW poster I made it from is just ridiculously hot and I couldn't resist. Or, you know, maybe it was the hot guys.

Must have 3some recs for The Vampire Diaries, please...preferably one or two that are also Salvatorcesty.

But I simply had to tell my flist how much MAD LOVE I have for the Castle writers.

M.A.D.

So, not only was Nate's "costume" familiar (as in he's worn that particular outfit in another role)...but so were Det. Ryan's (a Doctor) and Det. Esposito's (a Marine).

See, Jon Huertas (Esposito) played "Poke" on Generation Kill, while Seamus Dever (Ryan) played Dr. Ferlinghetti on Army Wives ("Ghetti," the Doctor Denise ALMOST had an affair with) AND he played Dr. Ian Devlin on General Hospiral.

To be honest, (like Nate's) I think Esposito's costume was the original wardrobe.





ANNNNNNNNNNNNND...with those comments, I think it's official: I watch ENTIRELY too much TV.

Hey, are any of you Canucks capping The Guard for uploading? I can't find it anywhere (I've check every torrent site I know of) and I really need my Steve Bacic fix.

Thanks!

I must have White Collar icons of Bryce Larkin Matt Bomer...

RIGHT. NOW.

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In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

"Are you questioning my badassedness? Have you seen my guns?"

Oh Puck. I <3 you so much.

( Click here to see a clip of Mark Sallings (aka: Puck) singing a Neil Diamond tune )



Edited to Add: Dudes, that's Heath from Greek playing one of the Football Jocks! Could this show get any more awesome?!?!?!!?1!?!!!!!111???

Stupid baseball getting in the way of me and my Glee until November. Damnit.

Also, how much do I love that Sue Sylvester is the new Chuck Norris? My favorites from #suefax on Twitter:

"Dick Cheney thinks Sue Sylvester's techniques are too harsh."

"The Nobel Prize Committee gave the prize to Obama because Sue Sylvester told them to. Because she loves minorities." (Glee ep reference)

"Sue shot the sheriff. And the deputy." (Lyric reference FTW!)

"Sue Sylvester killed the radio star; how else do you think she became a VJ? Just not on MTV" (Song AND ep reference!)

"Sue Sylvester adds Soylent Green to all of her shakes...and she knows what it is." <---This? I can totally see this being a line in the show. Totally.

Joss to direct an episode of Glee

THIS.

YES!

Win.

So much...*icon*

I did some looking and thought I'd share this find with my fellow NCIS: LA Sam/Callen (aka "G") fans...

ncis_salmon

Not sure where the portmanteau came from as Sam + Callen SHOULD be Sallen or Samen, but whatever.

Besides, I like GAM better anyway.

So, no. I haven't been here in a while, and I thought some of you would like to know at least one of the reasons why:

A couple of years ago I used to babysit for one of Shane's friends, Cher. The kid's name is Roman and he is just a year and a half younger than Slade...not sure if I mentioned him or her in the posts and don't have time to look right now.

Cher was a great girl; very bubbly and happy and perky and just a lot of fun to be around. While I watched Roman (for a year), she finished graphic design school...and struggled with a very controlling ass of a husband. When she graduated, she up and moved back home (Ohio, near her parents) to start over, filing for divorce somewhere/time along the way.

Anywhooooo...at the end of April her dickhead husband allegedly killed her. Allegedly shot her right in the fucking head. And then tried to make it seem like suicide.

I just...have no words.

So, yeah. I've just been too depressed to deal with anything.

Here's a link if anyone wants to read it.

(I have however, been watching with extreme interest the OMFG so obvious HOYAY between G and Sam on NCIS: LA. Any recs? Some good smut usually helps bring me out of a funk and it HAS been almost 6 months. I'd really like to get off the meds one of these days...)

(Beware Torchwood spoilers in the comments)

Dearest Asshat Heart Breaker of the Highest Order (aka RTD):

I swear to God, if you don't FUCKING FIX THAT, give us a Mulligan, or hit me with one massive dose of Retcon... I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER again watch anything with your name attached. Ever.

E.
V.
E.
R.

I've lasted almost 4 years without having FOX *spit* programmed into my tv; I'll survive without you, too.

Bastard.

No love,

Bug

What's your opinion of infidelity in romance fiction?

At another forum I belong to, a poster wrote this:

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(copied and pasted, in part as the last sentence requested that other posters tell them which books to avoid)

This was my response:
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So, flisters: Let it fly. What are YOUR thoughts on the matter?

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

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(Got this as a link elsewhere, and wasn't sure if you guys had seen it!)

Edited to Add: I have this really short McCoy/Kirk drabbly thing that I will want betaed tomorrow night (not that I'll post it anywhere but here, mind you)...plus maybe an RPS Adam/David Boreanaz seriously kinky fic. Anyone up to tackling those? If so, let me know which one. I'll need an input/style beta for the second as well as Grammar Nazi for each. THANKS! *kisses*

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I love looking at people's icons, but I don't always *get* them--I often wonder stuff like, "Who's that guy?" or "Where's that quote from?" but I tend not to ask, for various reasons.

Here are my icons. Pick one (or more!) you're curious about, and I'll try to explain it.

Anyone know where I can find some Deadliest Catch RPF? Preferably Josh/Jake HarrisCest...or absolutely ANYTHING (including Het) with Crosby Laveen.

*blink*

*blink*

What? You guys knew I was weird when you signed on as friends.

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Someone entertain me. Link me to porn and such. Or funny pics. Or start a comment fic (two sentences at a time) and see how long it takes us all to finish it.

*yawn*

(Also, icon does not apply. It's just new and I like it.)

EDITED TO ADD:

GraphJam FTW!!!


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